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JP Morgan Fucks Up Dead Guy’s Estate, Ordered To Pay $4 Billion To Widow And Family

JPMorgan Chase was ordered to pay over $4 billion in damages to the widow and family of a deceased American Airlines executive.

The six person Dallas jury, which deliberated for over four hours on Monday night, found that the bank committed fraud, breached its fiduciary duty and broke a fee agreement with widow Jo Hopper and her two stepchildren after their father, Max Hopper, died with an estate worth $19 million but no will. Hopper was described as an “airline technology innovator” by the family’s law firm, pioneering such inventions as the SABRE reservation system.

The bank was hired in 2010 to administer Hopper’s estate, failing miserably… “Instead of independently and impartially collecting and dividing the estate’s assets, the bank took years to release basic interests in art, home furnishings, jewelry, and notably, Mr. Hopper’s collection of 6,700 golf putters and 900 bottles of wine,” the family’s lawyers said in the statement. “Some of the interests in the assets were not released for more than five years.”

Hopper’s widow, Jo Hopper, issued a statement:

“The nation’s largest bank horribly mistreated me and this verdict provides protection to others from being mistreated by banks that think they’re too powerful to be held accountable,” said Hopper in a statement. “The country’s largest bank, people we are supposed to trust with our livelihood, abused my family and me out of sheer ineptitude and greed. I’m blessed that I have the resources to hold JP Morgan accountable so other widows who don’t have the same resources will be better protected in the future.”

Billions!

The court’s verdict form revealed that jurors originally awarded $8 billion in punitive damages against JPMorgan Chase, however widow Jo Hopper’s attorney Alan Loewinshon said in an interview that some of that may be duplication of some of the damage findings. The family was originally seeking $2 billion in punitive damages.

Via ZeroHedge

As a result, he said, the punitive damage award could end up being “somewhere between $4 billion and $8 billion.” The verdict form also shows jurors were advised to consider factors including “the net worth of JPMorgan.” JPM has a market cap of about $330 billion.

At the lower end of that range, the jury’s award would erase almost two-thirds of the $6.6 billion profit that JPMorgan generated globally during the second quarter. According to Bloomberg, it would rank high among the largest sanctions ever levied against the bank – somewhere between the $2.6 billion it agreed to pay in 2014 for allegedly failing to stop Bernard Madoff’s Ponzi scheme, and a $13 billion settlement it reached with government authorities in 2013 for its handling of mortgage bonds that fueled the financial crisis.

“Mrs. Hopper asked the jury to send a message loud enough for JP Morgan to hear it all the way to Park Avenue in Manhattan,” said Loewinsohn, “Hopefully, that message has been received.”

Unfortunately for Mrs. Hopper, the Jury’s massive award is unlikely to hold up on appeal. Punitive damage verdicts such as Hopper’s are often reduced substantially thanks to a Supreme Court ruling that court awards can’t be disproportionate to the actual damages incurred. In Hopper’s case, the actual damage award was less than $5 million.

“Clearly the award far exceeds any possible interpretation of Texas tort reform statutes,” said JPMorgan Chase spokesman Andrew Gray, adding “There has been no judgment entered by the court based on this verdict.”

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West Point Communist Spencer Rapone Inspired By Chelsea Manning, Admits Wanting To Overthrow Govt

Proud communist and Westpoint graduate Spenser Rapone infiltrated the military academy after finding inspiration in Chelsea Manning’s infiltration of the U.S. Government, according to a post Rapone made on Reddit in a thread about Manning.

Rapone wrote “I’m currently an infantry officer at Ft. Drum, NY assigned to the same brigade that she [Manning] was while enlisted. Every single day I think of the contradictions of being a communist while in this organization, and her courage and tenacity gives me strength to continue the long march through the institutions.

Notably, Manning was also in the 10th Mountain Division.

The “long march” refers to a strategy of undermining government via infiltration and subversion – a phrase coined by Marxist thinker Antonio Gramsci.

The Daily Caller has more:

From his Reddit post and Twitter history, it seems clear Rapone was a dedicated communist and posted about developing a new manual on guerrilla warfare, presumably for use in the U.S.

“I read Che’s Guerrilla Warfare (★★★★) a month or two back,” Rapone said early this year. “An essential text, although, as Che would say, specific to a certain historical context. I’d suggest Marighella’s Minimanual of the Urban Guerrilla (★★★★) after finishing Che’s work. I myself need to read Mao’s On Guerrilla Warfare here soon enough. But, I suppose, more than anything else, the task at hand for all of us is to produce our own text on guerrilla warfare, in the days ahead, yes?”

 

Rapone is no fan of Secretary of Defense, James Mattis, calling him a “vile, evil fuck.”

Richard Rapone, Spenser’s father – Treasurer for Lawrence County, PA, disavowed his son’s “political views and overall politics,” stating that he is “very disappointed in the direction he has chosen and as his father it greatly saddens me.”

According to Article 88 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice, “Any commissioned officer who uses contemptuous words against the President, the Vice President, Congress, the Secretary of Defense, the Secretary of a military department, the Secretary of Transportation, or the Governor or legislature of any State, Territory, Commonwealth, or possession in which he is on duty or present shall be punished as a court-martial may direct.”

The maximum punishment for violating Article 88 is dismissal from the military, forfeiture of all pay and allowances, and prison for a year. Something tells me Rapone’s going to be a cult hero to the radical left.

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Famous Fake News Hoaxer Featured In WaPo Found Dead

When the whole “fake news” meme spread during the election to try and explain Trump’s massive support, news outlets were hard pressed to produce actual examples of the propaganda they so vehemently claimed was influencing the election.

The Washington Post was instrumental in seeding the phrase when they published a story in April, 2016 about pro-Trump websites spreading misinformation, implying that misinformation was poisoning voters against Hillary Clinton.

Paul Horner

Then in November, WaPo featured the exploits of fake-news hoaxer Paul Horner, “the 38-year-old impresario of a Facebook fake-news empire,” who – according to WaPo “made his living off viral news hoaxes for several years. He has twice convinced the Internet that he’s British graffiti artist Banksy; he also published the very viral, very fake news of a Yelp vs. “South Park” lawsuit last year.”

In 2011, Horner was arrested on multiple drug-related and money laundering charges after being caught with an estimated $15,000 in narcotics.

Horner also performed stand-up at “The Lost Leaf” club, occasionally dressed up as “Fappy the Anti-Masturbation Dolphin,” a satirical Christian character bent on educating children about the dangers of masturbation and benefits of GMOs.

In March of 2016, a fake-news story Horner published about paid protestors at Trump rallies was tweeted by Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski and Eric Trump. While an undercover investigation by James O’Keefe of Project Veritas later revealed the existence of paid protestors – the article by Horner was a fabrication.

After the election, Horner claimed “I think Donald Trump is in the White House because of me.”

And now, he’s dead

10 months after being spotlighted by WaPo as the shining example of fake news that swung the election, Paul Horner is dead.

AP reports:

A leading purveyor of fake news in the 2016 presidential election has died outside Phoenix at the age of 38.

Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office spokesman Mark Casey said Tuesday authorities discovered Paul Horner dead in his bed on Sept. 18.

Casey said the Maricopa County medical examiner performed an autopsy which showed there were no signs of foul play. He said Horner had a history of prescription drug abuse and that “evidence at the scene suggested this could be an accidental overdose.

The Horner family is still waiting on toxicology reports, and the case will remain open until the cause of death is finalized.

A tragic end for a man who certainly wasn’t paid to produce fake news to fit a narrative and then suicided. Pour one out for Fappy. /s

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Twitter Testing 280-Character Limit For Tweets $TWTR

Get ready for more information overload! Twitter is beta testing a 280-character limit among a “single-digit percentage” of its 328 million users who will be randomly chosen, according to the company – so, millions of people.

“Our research shows us that the character limit is a major cause of frustration for people tweeting in English,” Twitter said in a blog post. “When people don’t have to cram their thoughts into 140 characters and actually have some to spare, we see more people Tweeting — which is awesome!”

For an example of a 280 character tweet, see below:

Via WaPo:

The company declined to comment directly on how it’s choosing those people or why it changed its mind about its 140-character limit. But in a company blog post, product manager Aliza Rosen and senior software engineer Ikuhiro Ihara said the team started looking into the restrictions of the 140-character limit after noticing differences among languages.

Some languages — specifically Chinese, Japanese and Korean — allow for greater expression in fewer characters, Rosen and Ihara said.

“We see that a small percent of tweets sent in Japanese have 140 characters (only 0.4%). But in English, a much higher percentage of tweets have 140 characters (9%). Most Japanese tweets are 15 characters while most English tweets are 34,” the post said.

The 280-character test will roll out in all languages except for Chinese, Japanese and Korean.

Workarounds that worked

For Twitter users who need to say more than 140 characters will allow, common workarounds include posting an image of a longer text, and the use of “twitterstorms” – lengthy screeds which notify readers that there’s more to come with fractions, such as (1/12) to signal 12 incoming posts.

A 280 character limit will obviously cut that in half.

Removing a point of contention

While Twitter acknowledges that some users may have an emotional attachment to short tweets, the company notes that having to cram your thoughts into a few sentences may in fact be deterring people from tweeting.

“in all markets, when people don’t have to cram their thoughts into 140 characters and actually have some to spare, we see more people tweeting — which is awesome!”

In other words, Twitter has found that removing this pain point — even if it means giving up something that has been core to its identity — can help it reach more people who will then use its product more. And, ultimately, that’s what Twitter has been seeking for years: a way to gain more users and to make its quirky ways easier to understand.

I know one guy who would be OK with a platform-wide increase:

Thoughts on the proposed change from around the Twitterverse: 

 

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$TWLO Drops Over 6% After Amazon Announces Competing Service

Twilio CEO Jeff Lawson watches his dreams melt away

Amazon is setting up to eat Twilio’s lunch in the cloud messaging space with the quiet launch of two-way text messaging through Amazon Web Services (AWS) Pinpoint.

“AWS Pinpoint users can now programmaticaly respond to their end-users’ text messages. Users can provision both short codes and long codes (10-digit phone numbers) which send inbound messages to an SNS topic.”

Twilio provides a variety of cloud-based telecom, texting, and user-authentication services – operating entirely through the Amazon Web Services platform. Up until May, for example, Uber in-app notifications primarily used Twilio SMS architecture – previously accounting for 12 percent of $TWLO revenue until the ridesharing giant announced a shift away from Twilio.

The company also manages the two-factor login for Intuit’s tax service, as well as an internal messaging system for the Coca-Cola Co.

Amazon’s announcement sent Twilio stock down over 6% in trade on Tuesday.

Unfortunately for Twilio, which went public at $15 and hit a high of $64 last year before enduring a rocky 2017, there are several fatal flaws in their business model – namely compressed margins and competition.

Via Yahoo Finance: 

TWLO is losing money. Still. In fact, its losses are widening. FY14 net loss was $26.76 million. FY15 net loss was $38.9 million. FY16 loss was $41.3 million. So far this year, through two quarters, TWLO stock has a net loss of $21.32 million.

Free cash flow for TWLO stock has also been negative: $18.4 million in FY14, $20.5 million in FY15, and $24.26 million in FY16. So far this year it is negative $10.9 million.

Every TWLO stock bull will point to revenue growth, and show that it tripled from FY14 to FY16, and has a run-rate increase of 35% this year. Yeah, and I’ll point out that despite that tripling of revenue, R&D and SG&A spend also tripled.

Somehow this loser company is trading at a $2.8 billion valuation. That’s ridiculous. It comes on the heels of the Twilio May earnings report, which announced that Uber defected from using Twilio’s platform, accounting for 12% of revenues. It also lost WhatApp.

In April, Trip Chowdhry of Global Equities Research predicted Twilio’s demise:

TWLO has zero chance to survive against the ‘Scale-out’ pricing structure of AWS-Connect,” he said. “If history is any indication, AWS-Connect will resort to about two to three price cuts within 12 months, [and] TWLO has zero capacity to match the AWS-Connect Scale-out pricing. Pretty much TWLO is toast.”

Somebody get the paddles ready, this doesn’t look good.

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Shocking Before And After Photos Show Puerto Rico Has Virtually No Power

In the week since Hurricane Maria’s direct hit on Puerto Rico, dramatic footage of the devastation reveal the extent of the damage – leaving much of its population of 3.6 million without food, water, or power.

“This has been an unprecedented disaster, not only for Puerto Rico, but for all of the region…we need more help. We need more help with resources. We need more help with people being deployed so that we can get logistical support elsewhere.” –Gov. Ricardo Rosselló 

NOAA satellite footage from before and after the hurricane reveal the extent of the damage to Puerto Rico’s electrical grid:

Photos and footage

Fortunately Nico is on the case

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50K Evacuated From Bali As Volcanic Eruption ‘Imminent’

Around 50,000 islanders have been evacuated from Bali, Indonesia amid fears of an imminent volcanic eruption from Mount Agung.

The volcano has been shaking since August along with a rising threat level.

Bali’s Disaster Mitigation agency said 48,540 people had fled out of 60,000 living in the danger zone.

Via The Guardian

“There are still people who don’t want to be evacuated,” Sutopo Purwo Nugroho, an agency spokesman, said. “The reason is firstly, the mountain hasn’t erupted yet. Secondly, they are worried about their livestock.”

Officials announced the highest possible alert level on Friday after the increasing volcanic activity, and told people to stay at least 5.6 miles from the crater.

Evacuees have packed into temporary shelters or moved in with relatives. About 2,000 cows have been also moved from the flanks of the volcano.

Nengah Satiya left home with his wife three days ago, but said he had been returning from an evacuation centre to the danger zone to tend to his pigs and chickens.

“There are many livestock in our village but nobody is taking care of them,” he said. “We take turns going back to feed them.”

The Indonesian Center for Volcanology and Geological Hazard Mitigation said the mountain was still being rocked by hundreds of volcanic tremors.

Mt Agung is one of over 120 active volcanoes in Indonesia, previously erupting in 1963 when it killed over 1,000 people and spewed ashes as far as Indonesia’s capital of Jakarta, over 750 miles away.

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MY SIDES! Those 3,000 ‘Russian Troll Farm’ Facebook Ads ‘Showed Support for Clinton’

With the Trump-Russia narrative nearly extinguished under the weight of its own lunacy, the latest log tossed on the dying pyre of credibility was the revelation earlier this month that a “Russian troll farm” had purchased up to $150,000 worth of ads – 3,000 total, through 470 phony Facebook accounts.

Initial reports were that the ads were mostly taken out in 2015 and did not support a specific candidate. Facebook initially published the following information when they announced their findings:

  • The vast majority of ads run by these accounts didn’t specifically reference the US presidential election, voting or a particular candidate.
  • Rather, the ads and accounts appeared to focus on amplifying divisive social and political messages across the ideological spectrum — touching on topics from LGBT matters to race issues to immigration to gun rights.
  • About one-quarter of these ads were geographically targeted, and of those, more ran in 2015 than 2016.
  • The behavior displayed by these accounts to amplify divisive messages was consistent with the techniques mentioned in the white paper we released in April about information operations.

and after Facebook turned over the 3k ads to congressional investigators, a little bird whispered to the Washington Post – which reports that some of the 3,000 ads highlighted support for Hillary Clinton.

And while the Washington Post was happy to paint in broad brush strokes, leaving out specifics and declining to print examples of the actual ads – they’re happy to conclude that Russia’s objective was to “sow discord.”

Via WaPo:

The batch of more than 3,000 Russian-bought ads that Facebook is preparing to turn over to Congress shows a deep understanding of social divides in American society, with some ads promoting African-American rights groups including Black Lives Matter and others suggesting that these same groups pose a rising political threat, say people familiar with the covert influence campaign.

The Russian campaign — taking advantage of Facebook’s ability to simultaneously send contrary messages to different groups of users based on their political and demographic characteristics – also sought to sow discord among religious groups. Other ads highlighted support for Democrat Hillary Clinton among Muslim women.

So it appears we have pivoted from “Russia helped Trump” to “Russia used pro-Hillary ads to ‘sow discord’ and beat Hillary by dividing her base.”

Sure, and virtually the entire GOP rejecting Trump as their nominee after the primaries didn’t divide the right as much as the Russians and their 3,000 ads.

Wapo goes on to report:

“Their aim was to sow chaos,” said Sen. Mark R. Warner (D-Va.), vice-chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee. “In many cases, it was more about voter suppression rather than increasing turnout.”

The top Democrat on the House Intelligence Committee, Rep. Adam Schiff of California, said he hoped the public would be able to review the ad campaign.

“I think the American people should see a representative sample of these ads to see how cynical the Russian were using these ads to sow division within our society,” he said, noting that he had not yet seen the ads but had been briefed on them, including the ones mentioning “things like Black Lives Matter.”

There you have it; Russia placed pro-Hillary ads in 2015 and influenced the election by dividing the country. Devious.

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Giant Pedo Anthony Weiner Tossed In The Can For 21 Mos Following Sexting Scandal

Anthony Weiner, 53, has been sentenced to 21 months of the two year prosecutors had sought in his high profile sexting scandal with a 15 year old girl. The pedophile husband of Hillary Clinton’s top aide, Huma Abedin, sent and requested lewd photos with the minor victim in January of 2016 – which quickly evolved into live chats and skype calls.

The former lawmaker will have to register as a sex offender upon release.

Weiner’s lawyers had argued he should have received probation in the case which Hillary Clinton blames in part for her election loss. In arguments before the court, Weiner told judge Cote that he was “a very sick man for a very long time,” calling his crime “rock bottom” as he wept through a prepared statement.

Anthony Weiner crying like a bitch in court.

Buzzfeed provides some bullet points on the sentencing:

  • Weiner cries as he is sentenced to 21 months in prison with 3 years supervised release.
  • Weiner also must pay $10,000 fine
  • Weiner must surrender to prison by Nov 6
  • Weiner cries as he delivers statement: “I have a disease but I do not have an excuse”
  • “If I had done the right thing I would not be standing before you today” – Weiner
  • “The crime I committed was my rock bottom… I was a very sick man for a very long time” – Weiner

Last week, US Attorney for the district of NY, Joon Kim, laid out:

In the evening of January 23, 2016, a 15-year-old girl (the “Minor Victim”) initiated contact with the defendant by sending him a direct message on Twitter. Over the next several hours, the Minor Victim and Weiner exchanged a series of messages, ranging from the mundane to the provocative. Early in the exchange, the Minor Victim revealed to Weiner that she was in high school. Despite knowing he was communicating with a high school student, Weiner participated in increasingly suggestive exchanges…

As January turned to February, their intermittent exchanges grew more lascivious. This was despite the fact that there could be no reasonable doubt in Weiner’s mind that he was chatting with a minor – in addition to having revealed that she was a high school student, the Minor Victim told Weiner that she was getting her learner’s permit. She explained in Facebook chats that she has “parents that wouldn’t approve of some of the things” she does, and that she likes “older guys,” “[b]ut that’s illegal.” The defendant correctly observed, “You are young,” in one Kik message.

Against that backdrop, between February 17 and 23, 2016, Weiner and the Minor Victim participated in three video chat sessions on Skype.

It was then that the Minor Victim made clear that she was not just a minor – she was, in fact, only 15 years old. That did not stop Weiner. During the latter two Skype sessions, on February 18 and 23, 2016, and in a Snapchat communication on March 9, 2016, the defendant used graphic and obscene language to ask the Minor Victim to display her naked body and touch herself, which she did. He also sent an obscene message to the Minor Victim on Confide, describing what he would do to her, if she were 18. Part and parcel of these disturbing – and criminal – exchanges, the defendant also sent the Minor Victim adult pornography.

Weiner, a grown man, a father, and a former lawmaker, willfully and knowingly asked a 15-year-old girl to display her body and engage in sexually explicit conduct for him online. Such conduct warrants a meaningful sentence of incarceration.

Despite the fact that he will likely be separated from the general prison population, one wonders how Weiner will fare. Non-pedo inmates hate child abusers.

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Sunday Night Football Ratings Down After Players Sink To Knees

NBC’s Sunday Night Football ratings took a hit last night as dozens of players kneeled during the National Anthem to protest the 480 mostly black on black murders in Chicago this year racial injustice.

As Deadline reports:

In metered market numbers, the primetime matchup that saw the Washington Redskins beat the Oakland Raiders 27-10  snared an 11.6/20, the worst SNF has performed this season so far. It’s an 8% dip from the early numbers of last week’s game, Atlanta’s 34-23 win over Green Bay. Amid cheers and boos from fans at FedEx Field in Maryland last night, the third week of the SNF  season declined 10% from early numbers of the comparable game of last year on September 25, 2016.

It wasn’t all bad, however – as an intense game between Green Bay and Cincinnati gave CBS a slight ratings bump.

Last Friday at a rally in Huntsville, Alabama in support of Republican Luther Strange – President Trump started calling out the NFL over players ‘disrespecting’ the flag by kneeling.

“Wouldn’t you love to see one of these NFL owners,” said Trump, “when somebody disrespects our flag, to say, ‘Get that son of a bitch off the field right now, out. He’s fired. He’s fired!’ ”

And just like that, a nation kneels before Trump:

 

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