As you can see, there’s not a lot of love going on in the S&P 500 today outside of select tech, utilities, and a handful of standouts across the board.

The view from within Exodus reinforces this milquetoast trading, with just 29.8% of large caps bullish. After scanning though some of my favorite names, I’m inspired to go make a Turkey, Stuffing, Cranberry, Gravy, and Mustard sandwich on a Hawaiian roll – so that I may sleep the rest of my day away.

That said, traders inside the Pelican Room are tossing ideas back and forth, per usual.

The Dollar, Bonds, and volatility are all screaming BORING (for now…)

Hang onto your hat, or use your chin-strap, for it may fall from your head while you nod off.

 

Comments »

Quick post from the road:

How prog-guru John Podesta isn't household name as world class underage sex slave op cover-upperer defending unspeakable dregs escapes me.

— AndrewBreitbart (@AndrewBreitbart) February 4, 2011

Do you think Andrew Breitbart knew the truth about #Pizzagate? Very suspicious death! #Transition2017 #Recount2016 https://t.co/F3zDfSDliK pic.twitter.com/7iIu42DGdr

— ??฿randon?? (@brandonkballard) November 27, 2016

Don’t forget this.

Comments »

It’s been an interesting couple of days. Jill Stein’s recount scheme kicked into top gear while we were all lethargic from Tryptophan. Stein, who was at one point losing to write-in candidates Harambe and “Deez Nutz” in Texas, has pissed off a lot of good hombres over at Reddit’s now legendary /r/The_Donald forum with her cucked desire to see a war monger in office.

In response to Stein’s money grab shitshow, the_donald has mobilized! User “ocifferdave” has compiled relevant information a nice and informative post for Trump supporters to use in preventing what looks like a hail mary at stealing this election from The Don. The moderators at “The_Donald” have stickied the post at the top for all to see.

Pasted for your convenience below (or hop on over to the Reddit post here).

As a reminder for anyone who might want to participate, please heed the top comment from the thread:

——–post below——–

Want to help assure a speedy and fair recount in WI, MI and PA by applying a little pressure on election officials?

Hey, Cuck The Record mothercuckers!

‘Pedes are now fired up because of you rotten lot!

Ha! Thanks!

Here’s some ideas on how ‘pedes can help in WI, MI, and PA:

☻ Call and email the State of Wisconsin Elections Commission and politely but firmly voice your concern about Hillary Supporters volunteering to “help” with the recount.

PRO TIP: Email each person below separately with a custom introduction and conclusion sentence as these emails will be shared within their office (I work in a government office, we share time sensitive, important emails with each other to get the full team on board in resolving the customer’s complaint).

• Reid Magney Public Information Officer [email protected]
• Sharrie Hauge Chief Administrative Officer [email protected]
• Michael Haas Administrator [email protected]
• Juanita Borton WisVote Training Officer [email protected]
• HIGH ENERGY ‘PEDES CLICK HERE FOR MORE EMAILS AND THE PHONE NUMBERS!

.

☺ Contact the State of Michigan’s Bureau of Elections and ask them how they plan to do the recount in time for their Electoral College vote on December 19th.

• Email the Secretary of State of Michigan
• Phone number

SPEZ EDIT: T_D please forgive me, I’m helping ocifferdave, so if you find any further contact info for MI I’ll just edit the database directly so that the info you share shows up here! #KeepingMyJob

♥ Contact the State of Pennsylvania’s Bureau of Commissions, Elections and Legislation and ask them to do the nation a favor and allow it to begin mending from a gouging political season by REFUSING to hold the recount as there is no shred of evidence of voter fraud.

• Elections/Precinct Data [email protected]
• Bureau of Commissions, Elections and Legislation [email protected]
• Elections Commissioner Jonathan Marks
• Pedro Cortes, Secretary of the Commonwealth
• Twitter
• Facebook
• Phone numbers

u/ChooseYourLife Also, CC your emails up the government food chain and make it clear that you need an immediate response as to what they plan to do, as your request is time sensitive to the future of our Republic. Not a bad idea to CC local news outlets as well.

SPEZIT: Adding governor’s offices and news!

Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker:

• Web form email – Twitter – Facebook

Michigan Governor Rick Snyder:

• Web form email – Twitter – Facebook

Pennsylvania Governor Tom Wolf:

• Web form email – Twitter – Facebook

Wisconsin News:

• WISC-TV & News 3 Madison – [email protected] – Twitter – Facebrag
• WKOW27 – [email protected] – Twitter – Facebook
• NBC15 Madison – [email protected] – Twitter – Facebook

Michigan News:

• MLive – [email protected]
• WLNS6 – web form email – Twitter – Facebook
• WILX10 – [email protected] – Alex Miller in DC < – A future Hottie Reporter for Trump??? Never too late to board the train!

Pennsylvania News:

• PennLive – Twitter – Facebook
• ABC27 – [email protected] – Twitter – Facebook
• Fox43 WPMT – [email protected] – Twitter – Facebook

**BONUS!: u/themessias1001 giving us a heads up:

The Michigan Republican Party is urging people to get involved by donating what they can and signing up to volunteer for the potential recount at migop.org/recount.

EDIT UPDATE: Removed phone numbers per mod request. 🙂 This way no wrong numbers can be accidentally dialed. ADDED STATE LINKS TO THE PHONE NUMBERS.

From a PM: please add these links for our centipedes in WI and MI Hot links at FragCake’s post on how to volunteer!

‘PEDES OF the_donald MADE THIS STICKY HAPPEN. THANK YOU!

WHAT IF?

u/Hencer612 Hypothetically, take the 48 electoral votes away from Trump. He still has more Electoral Votes, but not 270. What happens?

Damn, good question! Recounts taking too long, miss Dec 19th Electoral College vote day, Trump slides under 270 electoral votes, and per the Constitution of the United States, its now up to THE SWAMP to choose the president. Yikes! (I heard this on the super amazing No Agenda podcast, so I will try and find the sources they found.)

u/robottonic: […]contact Senators Ron Johnson (won WI by 100k) and Pat Toomey (won PA by 100k). Vote fuckery hurts them too. Hell, contact the rest of the R’s in congress. I’m sure they like having the majority. Ron Johnson’s website. Phone/fax for all 3 offices + contact form. Pat Toomey’s websitePhone/fax for both offices + contact form.

A rough draft on what an email could look like from a ‘pede to those above:

Dear Wisonsin/Michigan/Pennsylvania Governor, Election Board, News:

Do you think it is right that your state should allow a recount after our country FINALLY BEGAN TO HEAL? Stop the division, stop the recount!

If recount happens, please do not allow campaign members to volunteer due to a clear lack of neutrality. What are you doing to get the word out so democracy loving Americans this state know they can volunteer?

Lastly, what assurance can you give me–GIVE AMERICA–that the recount will be completed on time so this state can be represented at the Electoral College on December 19th?

Thank you for your time!

Sincerely,

[YOUR FIRST AND LAST NAME HERE]

PS: I will forward my concerns I listed above to the Governor’s Office/Election Board/Local News.

Comments »

Two days ago, Reddit CEO Steve Huffman, AKA “spez” shut down a forum dedicated to connecting the many dots in the Wikileaked #PizzaGate scandal, claiming it had become a witch hunt. If you’re not up to speed on PizzaGate, or need a refresher, this 21 minute video is comprehensive.

In response to Reddit nuking the PizzaGate forum, the Washington Post published an article about the incident. In it, they link directly to the reddit post which, as Fly reported yesterday, Huffman altered several user entries containing the phrase “Fuck Spez.”

Redditors took notice, some pointing out that Spez altered the entries after the Washington Post article came out (which has now been edited to include the deception):

The ensuing shitstorm

This latest Reddit debacle has redditors speculating far and wide about the implications of Spez’s extreme cuckery, plus a weird fact about Spez himself:

Spez just exposed Reddit to massive liability as they are no longer covered under Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act. (and there’s precedent)

Spez may have committed a Federal offense with a 10 year sentence.

Spez violated Reddit’s own Terms of Service.

Spez just revived MSM coverage of #PizzaGate

Spez is the moderator of a non-satirical forum about cannibalism, which he just made private (seriously, here’s a screenshot from before it was closed to the public).

Needless to say, Steve Huffman, AKA “Spez” AKA “weak-ass cuck” is a moron at best, and might also be into eating people and/or pizza – considering he just shut down a large and concerted anti-pedophile effort. Indeud.

Reddit CEO may actually be a Cannibal. What the fuck is going on 2016 ? #reddit #spezgate #pizzagate

— Jeanms L (@NotJeanms) November 24, 2016

Comments »

A SCHEME IS AFOOT! Not content to respect the results of the election, green party candidate Jill Stein is on the cusp of formally requesting election recounts in battleground states, after a group of “prominent computer scientists and election lawyers” told John Podesta that while they did not find any evidence of tampering, they had observed a “suspicious pattern” in swing states (as reported last night):

The group, which includes voting-rights attorney John Bonifaz and J. Alex Halderman, the director of the University of Michigan Center for Computer Security and Society, believes they’ve found persuasive evidence that results in Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania may have been manipulated or hacked. The group is so far not speaking on the record about their findings and is focused on lobbying the Clinton team in private.

The academics presented findings showing that in Wisconsin, Clinton received 7 percent fewer votes in counties that relied on electronic-voting machines compared with counties that used optical scanners and paper ballots. Based on this statistical analysis, Clinton may have been denied as many as 30,000 votes; she lost Wisconsin by 27,000

“While it’s important to note the group has not found proof of hacking or manipulation, they are arguing to the campaign that the suspicious pattern merits an independent review” –NY Mag

In conjunction, there’s a hilarious and asinine effort underway to flood the DOJ with calls for an investigation into vote rigging given the above “findings.” These morons seem to be under the assumption that the DOJ is “tallying” all the calls, so keep ’em coming liberal comrades! The effort is being fueled by posts on Reddit, the Huffington Post and even Huma Abedin’s sister. The problem, idiots, is that the DOJ only wants calls about new evidence which may be useful in launching or assisting an ongoing investigation. They do NOT decide to pursue investigations based on the fervor of the disaffected. Millions of people flooding the DOJ with requests to investigate is probably pissing them right the fuck off, and is effectively creating a “needle in the haystack” scenario for any actual evidence or leads. Go right ahead with that Trumper Tantrum™ snowflake.

That said, statistician Nate “I vote for Democratic candidates the majority of the time” Silver points out why the new findings are bullshit. In a nutshell democrats can’t fathom that there were dramatic shifts to Trump in traditionally blue areas. You know, the silent majority that was afraid to “come out” to their families in support of Trump? These are the same people who watched Michael Moore’s speech about how Democrat leadership kicked them to the curb, and absorbed all of the shocking bombshells about Hillary Clinton and her team of weirdos. Said voters then reflected, let the new information inform their decisions like an adult, and decided they didn’t want to vote for another job-outsourcing, oil war mongering neocon who masquerades as a liberal.

Run a regression on Wisc. counties with >=50K people, and you find that Clinton improved more in counties with only paper ballots. HOWEVER: pic.twitter.com/4swuU70NaY

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) November 23, 2016

…the effect COMPLETELY DISAPPEARS once you control for race and education levels, the key factors in predicting vote shifts this year. pic.twitter.com/NYOINx9lEz

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) November 23, 2016

Maybe a more complicated analysis would reveal something, but usually bad news when a finding can't survive a basic sanity check like this.

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) November 23, 2016

And Michigan has paper ballots everywhere, so not even sure what claim is being made there. pic.twitter.com/4YKrZEhTJl

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) November 23, 2016

Alas, no matter how flimsy the evidence, it appears that the generation that brought you participation awards – and their little pavlovian snowflakes who tantrum without them, are not going to take this sitting down.

 

 

Comments »

Facebook ($FB) has announced their cooperation with communist China to censor the already egregiously exploited population. The social networking giant has until now been blocked in the country of 1.35 Billion people.

The social network has quietly developed software to suppress posts from appearing in people’s news feeds in specific geographic areas, according to three current and former Facebook employees, who asked for anonymity because the tool is confidential. The feature was created to help Facebook get into China, a market where the social network has been blocked, these people said. Mr. Zuckerberg has supported and defended the effort, the people added.

Facebook has restricted content in other countries before, such as Pakistan, Russia and Turkey, in keeping with the typical practice of American internet companies that generally comply with government requests to block certain content after it is posted. –NY Times

Perhaps this is why Facebook said they plan to “aggressively spend on more engineers and data centers in order to ramp up growth and capacity,” despite guiding lower three weeks ago and warning about suffering from ad load. Interesting.

Shares of Facebook ($FB) are currently sitting at $121.47, after hitting all time highs of $133.50 last month on 10/25/2016, the day after the iBankCoin Exodus algorithm nailed Facebook as overbought. On November 14th, Exodus pegged Facebook as oversold, yet another profitable call.

  

 

Comments »

Here comes the challenge? Per NY Mag, Clinton campaign manager John Podesta has just met with a group of “prominent computer scientists and election lawyers” to discuss what they claim to be a “suspicious pattern of evidence” which may point to hacking an other manipulation in the swing states of Wisconsin, Pennsylvania and Michigan. The Clinton camp has until Friday, Monday, and next Wednesday (respectively) to challenge the results in those states.

The academics presented findings showing that in Wisconsin, Clinton received 7 percent fewer votes in counties that relied on electronic-voting machines compared with counties that used optical scanners and paper ballots. Based on this statistical analysis, Clinton may have been denied as many as 30,000 votes; she lost Wisconsin by 27,000. -NY Mag

This comes on the heels of both the Clinton camp and the White House repeatedly blaming Russian hackers for the Wikileaks dumps of the Podesta emails, Clinton emails, and DNC emails which led to utter chaos as bombshell after bombshell reigned down and shocked a nation. Exposed for all to see were rampant Clinton Foundation pay to play, occultism, the rape of Haiti and it’s child trafficker Hillary Clinton helped, #Pizzagate, Clinton’s deep Saudi ties, cheating during the primaries,  and strange pedophilic and cannibalistic art at the Podesta residences. Also exposed were the slew of MSM media whores beholden to these silver tongued devils.

Keep in mind, this meeting between nerds, lawyers, and John Podesta doesn’t necessarily mean Clinton will issue challenges. Perhaps this story has been conspicuously placed in the public domain to justify electioneering down the road. Either way, pay attention on Friday, as it is the first deadline for a challenge.

Comments »

Twitter has a problem with child pornography. In 2012, the Guardian published an op-ed piece about Twitter failing to police an account containing child porn for several days after it was reported multiple times. Since then, Twitter has publicly stated that they will take measures to immediately ban and remove any accounts containing CP. Fast forward to now. Throughout the election, a hacker who has gone by various iterations of the handle “@0hour” has flooded the social network with all sorts of interesting and shocking things – including pictures of Bill Clinton with a young woman on what appears to be a private jet, as well as several photos purported to be clothed yet provocatively posed underage girls on Jeff Epstein’s “orgy island” (not posting). @0hour has been promptly banned by @Jack after tweeting these bombshells, and each time he creates a new account.

This week, “@0hour” (with his new account) started exposing a massive number of twitter accounts with openly displayed child porn, which Twitter has allowed to operate in broad daylight. After @0hour’s first several tweets, other Twitter users began sending him more and more CP related accounts – over 1000 by his count.

In response, Twitter immediately banned @0hour. The worst part? Many of the child porn accounts @0hour exposed were still operational long after the @0hour handle was banned.

Not only that, @0hour isn’t the only one who was banned for exposing child porn Twitter accounts… WHAT. THE. FUCK. @JACK?

Twitter also suspended Molly (@Eclipse_OW) for exposing thousands of Twitter child porn accounts.
EXPLAIN YOURSELF, @Jack.#TwitterGate pic.twitter.com/rrTkB7WmcT

— Brittany Pettibone (@BrittPettibone) November 21, 2016

Below are some of the tweets I took screenshots of after this whole thing unfolded. I’ve scrubbed the child porn handles. If you want to see more, just search twitter for #twittergate. @0hour is now going by @Caspers__ghost

 

 

I have to go fucking vomit too.

Why would Twitter suppress this information – banning the whistleblower instead of the pedos? This is unprecedented, and equivalent to aiding and abetting. Is @Jack silencing embarrassing bombshells like this in an attempt to salvage shareholder value to attract bidders (Disney?) that can save them from a death spiral?

Comments »

Just yesterday, President-elect Donald J. “Spirit of Harambe” Trump cocked his pointing finger and UNLOADED on a room full of MSM cucks.

Per ZeroHedge:

While many expected the meeting to be an opportunity to ask questions of the president-elect, the media elites apparently got the surprise of their lives when Trump spent the majority of the meeting attacking they’re blatant biased coverage the 2016 presidential elections referring to the room as a bunch of “dishonest, deceitful liars.”  One participant in the meeting described it as a “f—ing firing squad” after “Trump started with Jeff Zucker and said “I hate your network, everyone at CNN is a liar and you should be ashamed….”  We suspect that was rather less cordial than they expected. (source)

Flash forward to this morning; Trump was set to do an interview with the NY Times, which he canceled because they changed the “terms and conditions.”

(Note the timestamps. #stamina)

I cancelled today's meeting with the failing @nytimes when the terms and conditions of the meeting were changed at the last moment. Not nice

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 22, 2016

Perhaps a new meeting will be set up with the @nytimes. In the meantime they continue to cover me inaccurately and with a nasty tone!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 22, 2016

Never passing up an opportunity to make the NYT eat shit, Trump points out that they’re more or less FAKE NEWS!

The failing @nytimes just announced that complaints about them are at a 15 year high. I can fully understand that – but why announce?

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 22, 2016

And here we have it:

The meeting with the @nytimes is back on at 12:30 today. Look forward to it!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 22, 2016

I wonder what happened behind the scenes? Did Trump call their bluff after they tried to go heavy on him? Is a recently fired cuck at the NYT filling a banker’s box with the contents of their desk right now? Whatever the case, I have a feeling that President Trump is going to make the media his bitch.

Look, even CNN is coming around:

Comments »

Hold onto your oxygen masks ladies and gents, although it’s drifted a bit lower in the last hour, the Dow hit 19K for the first time today… ALL TIME HIGHS!

Where we go from here is a great topic for discussion, but instead of using my brain for such heavy lifting ahead of Thanksgiving, let’s instead take a quick moment to review a few expert headlines and opinions from before and after the election.

Boston Globe Before: 

After. Nice accountability Boston Globe. The headline should read “TOTALLY WRONG BOSTON GLOBE REFUSES TO EAT CROW”

MIT Professor Simon Johnson before the election:

Thanks Simon! Now let’s see what this MIT economist of “totally fucking wrong” distinction is saying about Trump:

 

Here’s FAKE NEWS outlet Politico:

BEFORE:

And trying to salvage their reputation after a face ripping market rally caused them to eat shit by calling Trump’s win an “investment banker’s dream.” Stay classy Politico.  

And of course there’s cucked CNBC who HATED Trump:

Never fear, Jim Cramer dropping some post-election knowledge. Who knew that “a lot more people wanting in than wanted out” would send markets higher? Cramer is truly a sage.  

 

There are plenty of other fun before/after examples of media outlets that got Trump’s win totally wrong. Until our next regularly scheduled correction, watching them eat crow will continue to be an utter pleasure.

 

 

Comments »