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Democrats Introduce Absurd Bill To Muzzle Trump’s Tweets, Release Taxes, And Stop Saying ‘Fake News’

The rolling tantrum from the left against President Trump has stumbled into absurd territory. In a bill unveiled last week and co-sponsored by 28 House Democrats – led by Rep. Steve Cohen, who looks dead on the inside, entitled “Objecting to the conduct of the President of the United States,” the left details how mean and unpresidential Donald Trump has been.

H. Res 456 is packed with laundry list of grievances and remedies – including a demand that Trump “refrain from posting video of himself wrestling with a press logo.”

And people wonder why the DNC has become a laughing stock…

Here’s a sample of Trump’s crimes, misdemeanors and meanie comments – according to H.Res 456:

Muh Taxes

  • Whereas President Trump has refused to release his tax returns, in a break from the practice of United States Presidents for more than 40 years;

(We haven’t had a billionaire as president in 241 years)

Emoluments 

  • Whereas the Trump International Hotel in Washington, DC, has actively courted foreign diplomats for their business and, whereas, some diplomats have said spending money at Trump’s hotel is an easy, friendly gesture to the new President;
  • Whereas, on February 22, 2017, the Embassy of Kuwait held its National Day Celebration at Trump International Hotel Washington, DC;
  • Whereas President Trump is an executive producer of “The Apprentice” and the state-owned television station BBC One in the United Kingdom pays licensing fees to broadcast the show;

Comey

  • Whereas, on January 27, 2017, President Trump invited FBI Director James Comey to a one-on-one dinner at the White House, during which he told Director Comey he needed loyalty;
  • Whereas, on February 14, 2017, President Trump told Director James Comey, “I hope you can see your way clear to letting this go, to letting Flynn go,” and, “He is a good guy. I hope you can let this go.”;
  • Whereas, on May 12, 2017, President Trump tweeted, “James Comey better hope that there are no ‘tapes’ of our conversations before he starts leaking to the press!”;

Muh Russia

  • Whereas, according to a published report, President Trump told Russian officials, “I just fired the head of the FBI. He was crazy, a real nut job … I faced great pressure because of Russia. That’s taken off.”;
  • Whereas President Trump prohibited American press from witnessing his May 10, 2017, meeting with Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov and Russian Ambassador to the United States Sergey Kislyak at the White House, but allowed a Russian photographer to have access;
  • Whereas President Trump has refused to acknowledge, unequivocally, that Russia meddled in the 2016 Presidential election;

Muh Foreign Policy

  • Whereas, on April 29, 2017, President Trump invited Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte to visit him at the White House, despite the fact that Duterte has been accused of extrajudicial killings of drug suspects;
  • Whereas, on March 17, 2017, President Trump refused to shake German Chancellor Angela Merkel’s hand in an Oval Office meeting;
  • Whereas, on May 25, 2017, President Trump pushed aside Montenegro Prime Minister Dusko Markovic in order to move to the front of a group of NATO leaders;

Muh Muslim Ban

  • Whereas, on June 5, 2017, President Trump tweeted, “People, the lawyers and courts can call it whatever they want, but I am calling it what we need and what it is, a TRAVEL BAN!”;
  • Whereas, on May 25, 2017, the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Fourth Circuit upheld a preliminary injunction blocking President Trump’s revised Executive order, saying it “drips with religious intolerance, animus, and discrimination.”;

Trump is a Meanie

  • Whereas President Trump used Twitter to circulate a video of him violently wrestling a man covered by a CNN logo, which, according to the Reporters Committee on Freedom of the Press, was a “threat of physical violence against journalists;
  • Whereas, in a February 4, 2017, tweet, President Trump referred to a Federal judge with whom he disagreed as a “so-called judge”;
  • Whereas, on June 29, 2017, President Trump tweeted, “I heard poorly rated @Morning_Joe speaks badly of me (don’t watch anymore). Then how come low I.Q. Crazy Mika, along with Psycho Joe, came … to Mar-a-Lago 3 nights in a row around New Year’s Eve, and insisted on joining me. She was bleeding badly from a face-lift. I said no!”;
  • Whereas, on April 28, 2017, President Trump referred to United States Senator Elizabeth Warren as “Pocahontas” in a speech to the National Rifle Association;
  • Whereas President Trump has called press reports, “fake news” and in some instances his administration has prohibited video recordings of White House press briefings;

WHAT TO DO ABOUT DANGEROUS MEAN TRUMP? 

H. Res 456 demands the following of President Trump:

  • Release his tax returns;
  • Place his private business assets in a blind trust or to divest from them;
  • Refrain from using Twitter inappropriately
  • Refrain from calling reporting “fake news”
  • Refrain from posting video of himself wrestling with a press logo
  • Stop limiting full electronic press access to White House press briefings;
  • Unequivocally acknowledge that Russia interfered in the 2016 United States Presidential election, and work to protect our electoral process from any future foreign interference;
  • Conduct United States foreign policy in a manner that reflects the United States traditional role as leader of the free world.

Sorry bitches – the United States elected a big-mouthed billionaire with a vast business empire, who has been tweeting all sorts of crazy shit for nearly a decade, and who can shake whomever the fuck’s hand he wants. The madman can order his press secretary to conduct briefings by candlelight if he wants to – or to play the clip of himself beating up the CNN logo before every single meeting.

Trump has also negotiated for a ceasefire in Syria, billions of investment dollars in US jobs, given ICE and DHS the freedom to perform a record number of human trafficking arrests, pulled out of the hugely unfair Paris climate accord, and made French President Emmanuel Macron his bitch – all within his first 6 months as President.

I have an idea: 

H. Res 457 – “Figuring out why the fuck Democrats lost the House, Senate, Oval Office, and Supreme Court Act”

  • Whereas, in the 2016 election the Democrats ran a criminal establishment candidate;
  • Whereas, in the 2016 election the DNC conspired to chat against candidate Bernie Sanders;
  • Whereas, after the 2016 election Maxine Waters and a bunch of other nutbag Democrats ranted on national TV about conspiracy theories involving the President – turning the DNC into an international laughing stock of temper-tantruming children;
  • Whereas the MSM has colluded with members of congress to smear President Trump on a daily basis;

Resolved, that congressional Democrats and members of the MSM who have colluded to denigrate a sitting President should

  • Grow the fuck up;
  • Get back to work;
  • Don’t hate the player, hate the game;
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11 comments

  1. Heckler

    Candle light press briefings do sound fun. Are you not concerned with emoluments stuff at all?

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  2. zeropointnow

    Not really…

    Say Saudi Arabia spends $1 million at Trump properties. Using shitty napkin math and considering the average net margin for luxury hotels is right around 5% (gross is 20%), that’s $50K added to Trump’s bottom line, and of course his living expenses have been covered by Trump, Inc. for decades.

    Let’s say Trump lied and is only worth $500 million, in which case the Saudis will have contributed .001% to his net worth.

    Say the Saudis spend $20 million – Clinton Foundation donation territory… Trump’s cut is $1 million. If his net worth is $500 mil, then we’re talking about .02% of his net worth.

    Assuming Trump didn’t lie and he’s worth $3.5 billion, the net benefit he receives from foreign govt’s using his properties is even more insignificant. In other words, the President is so incredibly rich that I don’t think patronage of his brands will compel him to rule in their favor, even if it’s just a gesture.

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  3. Heckler

    You’re doing well with your posts and maths these days but I am more of an originalist I guess. Either change the Constitution or don’t fuck with it I say.

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  4. sarcrilege

    Cohen is the poster-boy for a crybully dipshit ~ a perfect role model for gender confused snowflakes crying for safe space every time Trump looks their way.

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  5. stockslueth

    A fine example of why nothing ever gets done in Washington. Like this is going to help the average American, no! Just jerking-off politics.

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  6. bushwacker2

    Seriously, is this for real? I was practically laughing my ass off at the display of pettiness by the Dems. Laughingstock only begins to scratch the surface of the depths of their folly.

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  7. agathon

    I suggest “emolument wax” for the candlelight briefings. The Press can be invited to melt down waxy balls claimed to be emoluments from others seeking favor, but saved by Demz and pulled out of their posterior orifices.

    And random clips of the CNN-man wrestling whenever the press secty. gets annoyed, or displays of CNN retractions, etc., at his discretion.

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  8. Cricket

    Look on the bright side. The Democrats, for the first time in modern history, have sponsored a bill not written by Lobbyists or their Donors. Didn’t think they had it in them, even if it is kindergarten-level stuff.

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  9. sarcrilege

    “You can always judge a man not by his friends, but by the quality of his enemies. A good man will never have enemies who are anything but petty and childish. A bad man will have enemies that are legion. Who it is that dislikes a man reveals much about the man himself.” ~ Wicasta Lovelace

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  10. GiantFattie

    “Trump has negotiated ceasefire in Syria”…oh, joy! This after he bombed the FUCK out of them with 59 tomahawks! WHAT A GUY!

    How about prosecuting the crimes of Hillary Clinton? OH, forgot about that one! Nevermind!

    Draining the swamp, only to fill it with the biggest monsters ever from Goldman Sachs? Banksters now not only OWN the white house, but actually sit in capital hill as well? WHO CARES!

    Wave your flag and scream GO TRUMP, USA USA!! I like a guy who has been on WWE, because I’m a good ole white trash redneck, myself. It will never occur to me that Trump is part of the very same power structure I loathe and despise, that he is a puppet like all the rest.

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  11. zeropointnow

    I’m sure Chairman Hillary would have been better GiantFattie.

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