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Idiot Snowflake Students LOVE Socialism, Yet Can’t Explain What It Is

There’s nothing liberal millennials seem to love more than free shit – and if you just ask one, ‘socialism’ is apparently the way to get it… you know, if you don’t mind all that death at the hands of socialist dictators.

Campus Reform points out a poll showing that 53 percent of Americans under 35 think socialism would be great for America, and that 45 percent of young Americans would be willing to support an openly socialist candidate.

While it’s clear that young people increasingly view socialism in a positive light, it’s also clear that many of them are uneducated about what it entails, or the impact it’s had throughout history.

The same poll found many millennials are unfamiliar with historical figures often associated with socialism, such as Che Guevara, Joseph Stalin, and Karl Marx. –Campus Reform

So what did Campus Reform do? Why, they went out to talk to a bunch of students in Washington D.C. to find out what in the ever loving fuck is wrong with them – only to find out that they’re total morons…

One student said of socialism, “I think people throw that word around to try and scare you, but if helping people is socialism, than I’m for it.”

When asked how she would define socialism, her answer was simple: “I mean honestly I’m not not exactly sure.”

“I guess just, you know, getting rid of that wealth gap in the United States?” ventured another.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is the future. If one of these snowflakes is your kid, just helium bag yourself for your parental failure. Lord knows your idiot offspring won’t be able to take care of you in your old age.

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6 comments

  1. natehois

    Can’t really blame them for wanting some debt relief… they’re not in the real world yet, they’ll understand capitalism when they get there… No need to pick on the children, OP, they may be filling your schitzo scripts soon.

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  2. zeropointnow

    You assume they’re employable, teachable, and will show up every day and give it their best. My experience with most liberal millennial graduates is the exact opposite.

    More likely I’ll be paying for their free shit the rest of my life – including their anti-depressants after they’ve hit rock bottom before the age of 30.

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  3. nancy

    i have seen the enemy and it is us. can we be any smarter! roflmao. if we are concerned about socialism(yes/). then capitalism must work for the many not just the wealthy, the connected, the nepotistic.

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  4. M Raft

    The kids are all right. They know the current system isn’t working. They just don’t know the causes because no one has taught them economics or politics in a meaningful, cohesive way. Heck, one visit to the doc these days, and people start dreaming of Bernie… https://willworkforjustice.blogspot.com/2017/07/healthcare-in-america-symptom-of.html

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  5. sarcrilege

    The goal of socialism is communism (V.I.Lenin). Norman Thomas 1884-1968, Leader of US Socialist Party was wrong when he said Americans will never knowingly adopt socialism. It helps when the usual synagogue suspects control all MSM to push the Frankfurt School subversion on hapless, gender confused snowflakes:
    https://tinyurl.com/khofxh2

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  6. Stockslueth

    Capitalism is the greatest wealth creation system known to humankind. Socialism destroys wealth and the value of work.

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