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Meet North Korea’s Elite Special Forces Team – With Action Pack Grenade Launchers!

Welp, Kim Jong Un is fucked.

North Korean Cartman unveiled his “special forces” squad last weekend – trained to defend him to the death in the event of attempted regime change. Marching along in matching camo face paint, truckstop sunglasses, press-fit grenadier rifles, and ‘Johnny 5’ night-vision binoculars – N. Korea’s best of the best looks like a bunch of extras from the next Expendables.

‘Once Supreme Commander Kim Jong-un issues an order they will charge with resolve to thrust a sword through the enemy’s heart like lightning over Mount Paektu [the country’s highest peak],’ a broadcaster announced on North Korean state TV. –Daily Mail

Quick observation – look at those chest-holstered pistols. Imagine yourself reaching for that weapon in combat; arm all high, elbow out awkwardly, grip at armpit level. Does that seem well thought out?

If anything, this would be where you’d want a chest mounted pistol – center of mass or cross-draw.

 

And where do US Special forces holster their sidearms? ON THEIR FUCKING SIDES!

I don’t think these guys are too worried about Kim’s elite forces:

‘Murica bitches…

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11 comments

  1. LP

    Dear baby Jesus, please have Trey Parker and Matt Stone make a Team America 2 with this clown Cartman as the new evil toon.

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  2. Dr. Fly

    Those look like potato cannons.

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  3. sarcrilege

    Is Fatboy worried?

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  4. Pearlsbeforeswine
    Pearlsbeforeswine

    Reads like an adolescent getting off on military porn

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  5. BenCBrainard

    How many of these guys switch sides at the first opportunity. Desertion in droves.

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  6. nightcap

    Pretty positive that seal team 6 will not be able to penetrate NK territory and do a hit on KJU like they did against SH. I repeat NK is not Iraq or Afghanistan or even Syria. Not the same. Those soldiers were bred from an early age communist style to become stoic militants willing to die for their dear leader. And the NK military has shown countless times that they can perform clandestine destructive operations against US trained SK military assets successfully. The best chance to take out the fat boy is with a dedicated bombing but I think that will also prove difficult. The NK situation is truly a hostage situation with the suspect pointing a gun at the hostage.

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  7. NewGuy

    Those are Bizon SMGs. Freaking pistol caliber sub machine guns. That grenade launcher looking thing is the magazine. They take forever to reload and they have no power. Fucking LULZ.

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  8. zeropointnow

    Damn, learn something new every day – thanks for the info. Pretty interesting actually that it was a joint design between Kalashnikov jr. and Druganov… Now I want to try one out!

    Would have been way cooler with grenade launcher though.

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  9. zeropointnow

    Nightcap, you’re right – NK will dig in. It has to be shock and awe or it will turn into another protracted shitshow. Kim’s enemies to take him out in the first wave or don’t do it at all.

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  10. NewGuy

    No prob Zero. I found this site through ZeroHedge and so far I love it lol. Keep up the good work Fly and co. But seriously Fat Kim Chi your Elite Spec Ops super soldiers are only carrying SMGs and have never seen combat. . . . . you lose lol

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  11. mc

    Yeah, Murica, fuck yeah… tell that to taliban and everyone else the US has been trying to defeat for… how long now…?
    Underestimating the enemy: fastest way to be sent home… in a bodybag.

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