Now that the CrowdStrike DNC election hacking report is looking more and more like a ham-handed scheme orchestrated by anti-Russia, anti-Trump factions – which include Atlantic Council co-chairs Evelyn Farkas and CrowdStrike’s Dmitri Alperovitch, it appears the “Muh Russia” contingency is just haphazardly throwing their remaining cards on the table. The men in wood paneled rooms have apparently let the lunatics run the asylum.
While the House Intelligence Committee is hard at work sifting through revelations that the Obama administration spied on Trump and his team, Senate Intelligence Committee chair Mark Werner (D-VA) has dribbled forth completely unsupported claims that Russia influenced the election by employing a ShareBlue-esque army of “Internet Trolls” to post Fake News stories in swing states!
Mr Warner said: “We know about the hacking, and selective leaks, but what really concerns me as a former tech guy is at least some reports – and we’ve got to get to the bottom of this – that there were upwards of a thousand internet trolls working out of a facility in Russia, in effect taking over a series of computers which are then called botnets, that can then generate news down to specific areas. –Independent.co.uk
I’ll give you a second to recover…
What’s “Nerd Virgin” in Russian?
Sorry folks from Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania – you’ve been had! Victimized! Fake News’d by the Russians! Your puny brains were no match for neckbearded Putin puppets who used the latest in mind control to rock the voteski.
“It’s been reported to me, and we’ve got to find this out, whether they were able to affect specific areas in Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania, where you would not have been receiving off of whoever your vendor might have been, Trump versus Clinton, during the waning days of the election, but instead, ‘Clinton is sick’, or ‘Clinton is taking money from whoever for some source’ … fake news
Funny enough, the United States does exactly this. It’s called SOCKPUPPETING! Very original Werner…
Perhaps the Senate Intel Committee is afraid to release specific examples of alleged “Russian Trolling” because they know 4chan and Reddit’s “The_Donald” community – the other groups they tried to blame for Hillary’s loss – will tear it to shreds within hours?
Give it up Neocons. You ran an out of touch candidate who cheated against Bernie Sanders – a guy who may have actually beaten Trump, and white hats within US Intelligence community gave the emails to Julian Assange in order to reveal how corrupt she is. She also fainted on 9/11/2016 and was chucked into a van like a side of beef, which couldn’t have helped.
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Deflect by accusing everybody else of exactly what you have been doing. (Rules for Radicals). Never gets old. Important thing is that the brainwashed snowflakes eat it with gusto.
If the Russian’s influenced the election then why did Hillary win the popular vote? Haven’t heard that one answered yet by the “intelligence” community. Bottom line none of it happened, it was done by factions of anons.
“Like a side of beef”. Lol. Lol. Lmao
ZP… did you or someone you know used to work in a butcher shop?
I did. I know what a fresh, not yet cooled side of beef looks like when thrown in a van.
Specifically, Uncle Franks 1964 Chevrolet panel van.
The same man who waved a 14″ knife in the face of the USDA inspector who was laying the law on dear Unc for having youngsters (my bro and I) running the saw and grinder in the meat department when we were 9&11 years old.
But that’s a story for another day…
Freshly butchered, the quarter of beef was a slimy mess of wet fat and raw meat, many times seen laying in there with muscles still twitching as the carcass slowly came to the realization this was the end.
The visual imagery of Ol Hill quivering on the floor of the old panel can was entirely appropriate and altogether hilarious!
Note to self: Do not fuck with heaterman.
Never worked at a butcher shop, but plenty of kitchen/restaurant work from dish washer to meat chopping to cleaning women’s bathrooms which are 3x as gross as any men’s room.
LOL at the USDA inspector! His job is to make sure the meat is fresh. Child slavery falls under the Dept. of Labor.
That Hillary visual was brought to you by Reddit’s “The Donald.” You’ll notice when you click that google image search for “side of beef” she’s the first result… well, just about every day since Sept.11th the_donald posted “Hey guys, it’s been 24 hours since anyone posted that time Hillary was chucked into a van like a SIDE OF BEEF!” Lo and behold, google algorithms now return the correct result for the term. Those guys have fun in there…
Good ol Uncle Frank walked right up to the USDA guy waving the breaking knife and said, “Ain’t no man from the government going to tell us how to raise our kids”.
I kid you not. The guy backed right down.
Hillary as side of beef: https://tinyurl.com/lgacagq
this nation is being clown-raped by fake news of epidemic proportions
Heater– any chance your uncle Frank had a last name that sounded like an Italian trumpet? I knew an Uncle Frank like that in Lawn Guyland.
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