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Based Stick Man AKA “Alt-Knight” Arrested – Sits In Exile While Antifa Scum Return To Mom’s Basement

You know why Batman is never arrested? Because he gets the fuck out of dodge before the cops show up. Based Stick Man, on the other hand, couldn’t sit idle while Berkeley cops did next to nothing all day as degenerate children maced old men and threw eggs at homeless advocates. As Antifa scum grew increasingly violent, one man – Based Stick Man, AKA the “Alt-Knight” AKA Spruce Wayne, whose real name is Kyle Chapman – whacked the shit out of a masked man-child.

Do you think it’s a coincidence that American flag is RIGHT in the shot? Fuck no – Kek willed this from the heavens. Unfortunately, the forces of evil have temporarily prevailed, and Stick Man was arrested for his gallantry:

A legal defense fund has been set up:

The legend of Stick Man has inspired quite a few works of art:

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If you want more backstory as to how Stick Man emerged as a brainer of cucks – witness:

What’s next for the sticked crusader??

If it’s any consolation – Berkeley cops DID arrest at least one asshole – the green hat agitator from the pepper spray / egging incidents:

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6 comments

  1. t.c.

    One side has a Communist flag and the the other an American one. You can’t make this stuff up. Kyle is the leader of the resistance. I will send him some defense money.

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  2. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    Who funded The Stick? I hear whispers it was Russians.

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  3. The Maven

    Sending some cash to his Paypal.

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  4. dmfracer

    He’s wearing a Texas flag sweatshirt. No surprise! Freedom!!!!!!!

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  5. BenCBrainard

    Nice! What a stud.

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  6. uglyflint

    Cult icon. Beware the stick at all future Trump rallies. Fuck yea !

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