China has reportedly made a passive-aggressive homoerotic overture to President Trump, unsheathing their brand new DF-41 Dong Feng (“East Wind”)-41 missile, which the PRC claims can hit anywhere in the world except South America and parts of Antarctica. Fascinating.
Let me get this straight; in order to spook Trump into going soft on the import tariff and dissuade further “Currency Manipulator” rhetoric, China has decided to let the world know that they’re ready, willing, and able to go to thermonuclear war with their Dong to preserve their human-rights violating grip on global manufacturing? Except there won’t be any customers, and any survivors will be left sifting through the fallout.
The People’s Liberation Army has deployed its newest intercontinental ballistic missile to Heilongjiang Province. The article cited eyewitness photos culled from Chinese social media by news media in Taiwan and Hong Kong. The photos showed heavy missile launchers, also known as transporter/erector/launchers (TELs) moving through Daqing City in Heilongjiang.
The DF-41 is described by Global Times as the most advanced ICBM in the world. It reportedly has a range of 8,699 miles, enough to hit any target on Earth with the exception of South America and parts of Antarctica. It can carry up to 12 nuclear warheads, and travels on China’s nationwide network of roads to make it difficult to track down and destroy. –Popular Mechanics
This comes on the heels of Russia unveiling their very masculine Satan2 ICBM last October, so perhaps this is nothing more than civilization-ending weapon envy?
I would love to hear what Mad Dog Mattis thinks about all of this…
lol
Very Interesting.
Wait, they felt the need to out a middle that they claim can hit anywhere in the world on a truck for easier mobility AND chose to move it in a show of Dong strength? I hope Trump points out their stupidity…
*put a missile
Is made same place they make Mr. Potato Head. Parts interchangeable.
Lp, We’ve got stuff that can take out silos ..hence the portable erector. Plus they probably wanted to be able to write “dong” and “erector” in the press release.
Is it true that Trump wants missile parades too? Or is that fake news?
Only if it’s very phallic Heckler. He’ll have flyovers and reacharounds and everything.
passive-aggressive is like saying your a vegan and eating meat. The only aggressive homoerotic overture here is this kosher story