SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!
You paid for the WHOLE SEAT, but you’re only gonna need THE EDGE…
Time for a Sunday evening celebration, for there is a pending bear rape of epic proportions about to take place. Definitely impartial FBI director Comey has risen to high places since his humble days as a board member for drug money laundering Clinton Foundation partner HSBC. Comey landed this board position only months after Loretta Lynch’s decision as NYAG to tell them to “cut it out” with a slap on the wrist when they laundered drug money for Mexican and South American cartels. Bad Hombres.
The banks’ laundering transactions were so brazen that the NSA probably could have spotted them from space. Breuer admitted that drug dealers would sometimes come to HSBC’s Mexican branches and “deposit hundreds of thousands of dollars in cash, in a single day, into a single account, using boxes designed to fit the precise dimensions of the teller windows.” -Rolling Stone
Enough ancient irrelevant history, let’s check in around the interwebs for reactions to Comey’s 8 day (691,200 second) email investigation to check out 650,000 emails – which BTW – has nothing to do with the ongoing Clinton Foundation investigation. I’m sure they used some CSI shit like “search filters” and “enhance” to ensure accuracy and confirm benign yoga and wedding content. Let’s also ignore the whole “confirmation she passed classified info around like snoop hands out joints,” even having her FUCKING MAID fax classified materials. #presidential
Leading up to today’s announcement, there have been some bold statements made by journalists regarding inside sources at the FBI and NYPD. Let’s review:
DUPLICATES OR NOT
4 days ago Fox’s Bret Baier reported that the emails were not duplicates, and the next day CBS supported that statement:
Today, however, we were informed that the emails were in fact largely duplicates.
NYPD CHIEF OUTRAGE
According to True Pundit, the NYPD chief of police reportedly said the following;
“What’s in the emails is staggering and as a father, it turned my stomach,” the NYPD Chief said. “There is not going to be any Houdini-like escape from what we found. We have copies of everything. We will ship them to Wikileaks or I will personally hold my own press conference if it comes to that.”
In light of today’s FBI announcement, some people are doubting the veracity of True Pundit’s claim. One would think however, that the NYPD would officially refute such a hyperbolic claim. If you find any such statement, please let me know and I will update this post.
ERIK PRINCE, FOUNDER OF BLACKWATER, SAYS FBI READY TO MAKE ARRESTS:
The “Life Insurance” File?
If “inside sources” at the FBI and NYPD hold any grain of truth, I would expect someone within either of those organizations to risk imprisonment and death to get the “sickening” information to the public. How many career agents for either organization truly feel that Hillary is a threat to national security? Were reports of a “Life Insurance” file true?
10,000 new emails found on Huma Abedin and Anthony Weiner's computer and phones. They were in a file marked "Life Insurance". #Corruption
— Morgan Brittany (@MorganBrittany4) October 29, 2016
We also heard from Hillary’s communications director today, reminding the unaware and compliants to ignore whatever comes out over the next two days:
Friends, please remember that if you see a whopper of a Wikileaks in next two days – it's probably a fake.
— Jennifer Palmieri (@jmpalmieri) November 6, 2016
Reactions from shocked individuals
If comey is certain there are no problems with the 650,000 emails he should release them assp. Let the American people decide
— Newt Gingrich (@newtgingrich) November 6, 2016
If law enforcement or congress ever ask for e mails regarding an investigation, the FBI now says it's OK to delete them with "Bleach Bit"
— Sean Hannity (@seanhannity) November 6, 2016
IMPOSSIBLE:
There R 691,200 seconds in 8 days. DIR Comey has thoroughly reviewed 650,000 emails in 8 days? An email / second? IMPOSSIBLE RT— General Flynn (@GenFlynn) November 6, 2016
If FBI conclusions remain unchanged, that means she still was reckless & careless, still lied about classified info, lied re: # of devices
— Kellyanne Conway (@KellyannePolls) November 6, 2016
Hacker 4Chan
Maybe Rush was on to something?
GRAB THE POPCORN and buckle up. The next 2 days are sure to be DYNOMITE!
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When it is too good to be true, it usually is
Maybe they could have reviewed that many emails in the sense that…
Okay we ran a search and 35,000 are duplicates, 600,000 are either not emails to or from Hillary. We’ll move these 600,000 to a low priority and circle back to them.
Now we’re making this a high priority assignment and putting thousands of agents on the remaining and dividing it up.
Anything related to Clinton foundation goes to a separate investigation.
The thing is, if you’re investigating someone for a traffic ticket and murder charges, you probably aren’t going to talk about the traffic ticket and you make it look like no big deal. Yes Mishandeling classified information, wreckless endangerment, etc are serious crimes, but not compared to all the possibilities regarding running a criminal enterprise exchanging favors for policy and stealing money intended for charity to launder money…
I’m going to assume the rumor about pedophile ring is a false rumor. If you say the worst thing imaginable and prove it false, then anything that does have credibility seems like a non story by comparison, plus anyone suggesting it seems desperate and too fantastical.
But nevertheless, the FBI could easily reiterate their position that Hillary is essentially “guilty”, but there is a great enough risk that we can’t prove “intent” that it isn’t worth risking the credibility for the FBI and potentially remove credibility from a presidential election by forcing the DNC to put up a candidate against the will of the people, or not have a candidate at all. So they come out and say all the things she did and why she is guilty, but basically say nothing knew regarding Secretary Clinton.
The Clinton foundation however IS a different story so they are likely still investigating. I think Comey has one final statement left that will come out late tomorrow or early on Election Day.
Tuesday is still going to be a tie.
I can search 7000 stocks on my crappy Dell in a second so a few hundred thousand keyword emails on a bank of high-speed servers is nothing. Use your noggins.
Gingrich is calling for HRC to release all of Huma’s emails? Maybe that will happen when Newt releases the transcripts of his conversations with the secretary he was fucking while married and at the same time calling Willie Clinton a fornicator. He is old-school sleazy.
Show me where HRC received cash as a result of any Clinton Foundation crimes? I can show you where Trump attempted to bribe the FL attorney General who dismissed the Trump U case in Florida. Or where he used Trump Foundation funds unlawfully to pay personal expenses. Or where he cheated hundreds of hardworking people out of money owed to them.
i guess reviewing 650000 mail in 8 days was indid feasable , with computer assistance etc .
what’s not feasable is discounting Clinton Foundation crimes , big “?”