4Chan Rabbit Hole PRIME: The Original FBI Anon’s 4Chan Thread

Updated!

Put the kids to bed, prepare your favorite indulgence, and take another plunge into the Rabbit Hole. In our last episode, you learned that Donald J. “Spirit of Harambe” Trump is quite possibly on a very important mission from the future.

Tonight’s spooky feature, made spooky by Halloween, is a dive into the archives from way back in the beginning of July of the year Negative One (BT) (as it will be known) AKA 4 months ago, long before the most damaging revalations (safe link to google spreadsheet, h/t Raul3), and before Comey let Hillary slide. As we brush aside the leaves and peek down into the rabbit hole, we meet an anonymous 4chan user claiming to work for the FBI. Anon then proceeds to interact with and enlighten the class. I turn this over to you, dear reader, so that you may indulge your curiosities if you have not availed yourself already.

Protip: When you have this open in your browser, Ctrl-F “vMmUnwCH” and search for it. There should be 14 results, all of whom are the mystery FBI Anon…

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UPDATE!!! Hacker 4chan is now engaging in Rank Speculation (or is it?)

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Oh shit!

I said weeks ago we obtained 'tape of them demeaning and disparaging black people' — that will be released early this coming week #veritas

— James O'Keefe (@JamesOKeefeIII) October 29, 2016

Not surprising, some things never change.

 

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If you believe in reincarnation, how many thousands of boring ass lives of suffering, toil, and no internet do you think you lived before stumbling into this one?

Consider yourself extraordinarily LUCKY and let’s all continue to enjoy the fringe benefit of entertainment during this most highest steaked game, in history. If it goes sideways, I’ll see you on the radioactive playground in the next one. I’ll be the short Chinese kid with three eyes, and I won’t be makin’ iPads.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Martin Shkreli:

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This man is going to give us all a gift very soon.

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This is fucking disgusting. If you recall, after an entitled rich kid mental patient demolished Donald Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, a woman decided to guard it while exercising her First Amendment right to tell people how fucked in the head Hillary Clinton is.

A group of young representatives from the tolerant left took umbrage with her viewpoints and assaulted her; pushing her around, tearing up her signs, and leaving her on the ground. She’s shaking like a leaf at the end.

It was:

THIS DIABETIC GANGBANGER GRIMACE LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER:

These privileged pieces of shit:

And the peanut gallery of (mostly) vertical video-taking unemployed millennial faggots with their useless college degrees. These future leaders did nothing to help. None of these people would fare well in prison, or an apocalypse.

Photo Credit Redditor “RedPickleTickle”

There is some good in the world, however. Trump Organization EVP Michael Cohen wants to help:

.@DiamondandSilk @realDonaldTrump someone please help me locate this woman as Mr. Trump has a gift for her…

— Michael Cohen (@MichaelCohen212) October 28, 2016

So if you live in Los Angeles and you’ve seen this woman, please get her information and give it to Mr. Cohen. If you see the fucking animals in this video, feel free to return their kindness with extreme prejudice.

 

 

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Image surfaces of Huma Abedin crying on plane as Clinton Campaign finds out the FBI has re-opened the email investigation. #HillarysEmails pic.twitter.com/2yIUgiYOsV

— REGATED (@regated) October 29, 2016

 

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Rush pointed out that the FBI reopening the email case might be subterfuge to distract from the Wikileaks. In particular, Chris Wallace closing in on the Clinton Foundation over Pay to Play.

Don’t forget, James Comey was an HSBC board member just months after Loretta Lynch, NY Attorney General at the time, gave HSBC a slap on the wrist for laundering money on behalf of friendly Colombian and Mexican drug cartels. This is the same HSBC, of Board Member Comey fame, that bragged about being very close to the Clinton Foundation. A quick google search returns the following. Read the title of the first result. Clicking on that result directs you to a generic page

Given all of that, do you really think Comey is about to nail Hillary to the wall? Or could this in fact be a ruse?

Don’t forget we also got the Clinton, Inc. connections being made by the Weaponized Autists around the internet and tweeted by Kimothy DotCom

 

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Look, we already know about Fly’s time machine. I have even heard rumors that he runs a trans-dimensional uplink from his Exodus servers to the pocket sized quantum cortex located in his basement in the year 3021, no data cap. He says “space alien magician” and shit to try to impress you, but he’s just a regular dude from the future. Everybody is a surgeon by age 3 in 3021, so again, nothing special.

What you may not also know, is that your next president could quite possibly be on a very important mission from the future…

I haven’t researched any of this, but you can assume it’s true because it’s from the hacker known as 4chan. I give you…

DONALD J. “SPIRIT OF HARAMBE” TRUMP: TIME TRAVELING SAVIOR™

 

HOW DID HE KNOW?

Pervert alert. @RepWeiner is back on twitter. All girls under the age of 18, block him immediately.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2012

Danger-Weiner is a free man at 12:01AM. He will be back sexting with a vengeance. All women remain on alert.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 10, 2013

It came out that Huma Abedin knows all about Hillary’s private illegal emails. Huma’s PR husband, Anthony Weiner, will tell the world.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 3, 2015

 

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Well well well, it looks as though a new recording has emerged of Hillary Clinton suggesting “they” should have rigged the 2006 election in Palestine. From The Observer:

Speaking to the Jewish Press about the January 25, 2006, election for the second Palestinian Legislative Council (the legislature of the Palestinian National Authority), Clinton weighed in about the result, which was a resounding victory for Hamas (74 seats) over the U.S.-preferred Fatah (45 seats).

“I do not think we should have pushed for an election in the Palestinian territories. I think that was a big mistake,” said Sen. Clinton. “And if we were going to push for an election, then we should have made sure that we did something to determine who was going to win.”

2006 audio emerges of Clinton proposing election rigging in Palestine; censored by Israeli press for past 10 years https://t.co/LsMYcUzJR4

— WikiLeaks (@wikileaks) October 28, 2016

h/t BackAndFill, once again with the scoop!

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In light of today’s BOMBSHELL announcement that the FBI is re-opening it’s investigation into Hillary’s Email (FULL WEINER), a very tin-foily thought occurred to me…

Was Mike Pence supposed to die yesterday? Did team #Wetworks #Risotto find out about the FBI thing and send a millennial to cut Pence’s brake lines, only to get halfway through the job and stop to check Facebook?

Whatever the case, if Pence had died yesterday it would have completely dominated the newsflow into the election. Silver Fox Down headlines would have completely overshadowed the FBI news from today, and the national dialogue would be an auto-loop on Pence. It would have also demoralized Trump voters, many of whom are only going to the polls on 11/8 because of Pence.

Just a thought.

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FBI Uncuckening? 

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. Fly is all over this. The FBI just re-opened the Email case!!! No need for me to repeat the man, read Fly’s Coverage Here. Just know that this is massive news. Clearly Fly used his time machine again. Was that post not the most prescient timing ever?

Note, cuck Robby Mook deleted all of his tweets right after the FBI announcement… 

Based Chaffetz:

FBI Dir just informed me, "The FBI has learned of the existence of emails that appear to be pertinent to the investigation." Case reopened

— Jason Chaffetz (@jasoninthehouse) October 28, 2016

MSM Uncuckening?

Before the FBI uncuckening made headlines and showers were shit, I was going to mention that slowly but surely, it looks as though various news outlets are starting to realize that their emperor has no pantsuit, and they better start fondling Donald Trump’s balls right-quick if they want to salvage their careers. Either that, or every network focus group of regular joes has been disgusted at the full court press on suppressing anti-Hillary information. Let’s take a look at a couple of examples of what may be the first signs of a shift in tone towards Trump from at least three networks (CNN, ABC, NBC) that refused to even mention anything slightly negative towards Supreme Leader. Yes, I know their homepages are still littered with Pro-H / Anti-T propaganda, but it’s a start.

(C)NN (!?): WikiLeaks reveals Hillary-world vexed by ‘Bill Clinton Inc.’  <— this is huge and breaking

ABC: FBI Director Says Congressional Investigation Into Hillary Clinton Emails Back On <— Not even ABC can cuck this story

NBC: Miami-Dade County election worker arrested for suspected voter fraud (headline on the homepage, article headline different)

Wall St. Journal: Why isn’t the IRS investigating the Clinton Foundation?

Fox: Mostly uncucked already, but as I posted late last night, Chris Wallace is going in for the kill

Feel free to throw up links to similar uncuckenings in the comments section.

#DRAFTourDAUGHTERS

The latest hashtag floating around the interwebs is #draftourdaughters. It’s catching on like wildfire, however not everyone is cool with it and I can understand why. The memes are shocking, but that’s the point. They combine Hillary’s statement about drafting women (muh equality), Absurd Heinleinian establishment propanda ala Starship Troopers, and Hillary’s increasingly inflammatory rhetoric towards Russia over Syria, which may lead to WWIII. A funny side-note; those dumb fucks at buzzfeed thought they were Hillary ads. Take a look and let me know what you think. I’m especially interested in comments from those who have served or have lost someone serving.

  

 

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