â€œThe Ballad of The Woodshedderâ€
Come and listen to a story â€™bout a guy named Wood
A poor stock trader, could barely buy his food,
Then one day he was struggling what to do,
And there on his chart he saw Number 2.
RSI, that is. Double bottoms. And tops.
Well the first thing you know olâ€™ Woodâ€™s a blogginâ€™ fool,
Kinfolk said â€œWood youâ€™ve invented quite a toolâ€
Said â€œOn the Web is the place you ought to beâ€
So he booted up his â€˜puter and moved to iBC.
Dot com, that is. Home of The Fly. And Dawgg.
Well now its time to say good-bye to Wood and all his spin.
Heâ€™d like to thank you readers fer kindly droppinâ€™ in.
Youâ€™re all invited back to [email protected]
To share a heapinâ€™ helpinâ€™ of his prosperity.
Woodshedder, that is. Buy some puts, Sell your winners.
Yâ€™all come back now, yâ€™hear?.
Courtesy of the mad song and rhyming skillz of the one called Zenprofit.