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The Ballad of The Woodshedder

“The Ballad of The Woodshedder”

Come and listen to a story ’bout a guy named Wood
A poor stock trader, could barely buy his food,
Then one day he was struggling what to do,
And there on his chart he saw Number 2.

RSI, that is. Double bottoms. And tops.

Well the first thing you know ol’ Wood’s a bloggin’ fool,
Kinfolk said “Wood you’ve invented quite a tool”
Said “On the Web is the place you ought to be”
So he booted up his ‘puter and moved to iBC.

Dot com, that is. Home of The Fly. And Dawgg.

Well now its time to say good-bye to Wood and all his spin.
He’d like to thank you readers fer kindly droppin’ in.
You’re all invited back to [email protected]
To share a heapin’ helpin’ of his prosperity.

Woodshedder, that is. Buy some puts, Sell your winners.

Y’all come back now, y’hear?.

Courtesy of the mad song and rhyming skillz of the one called Zenprofit.

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3 comments

  1. boca

    Excellent!

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  2. dogwood

    When can we expect to see the music video with you on guitar?

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  3. Woodshedder

    Dog, unfortunately, Fly has access to the video, and has threatened my life with it. See, the guy who made the video put my name and phone number in it. Otherwise, I might consider pissing him off so that he’d show it.

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