Greetings,
I’m writing this from my office on Little Corn Island donning a pair of Air Flight’s with shorts an ex-girlfriend tried to burn a few times. Spent the morning aka 5:30am on sealing all the bolts on my roof because the work team made a mega error and messed up my roof, royally. It’s a joke it’s so bad and I have contemplated ripping the whole thing down when I realized I don’t really care as long as it doesn’t leak.
I’m in the middle of somewhere far from everything and the whole process would cause a lesser man cardiac arrest. My roof has character, much like it’s owner and waiting for rainy season to see if it holds. Also going to paint it with latex. It’s a real shame as I bought the most expensive one you can find because I thought it looked fly(no pun intended).
I’m off to Managua to meet a new builder, on the Pacific side they have some killer cribs and my small project which is will be known as the Lobster Pot was just my entry position, this big one I’m going for gold and want someone who has a track record for excellence. I’m not trading this piece but going long so I want to make sure I’ve got the right gent. Not being sexist but it’s a dude, obviously.
I’ve learnt so much in this process that I can now join in on most building conversations and seriously, this has been the coolest / most stressful / exhausting experience of my life. Jumping on trains, flying in planes and cruising in cars is fun but this is a character building experience. I feel like I’ve grown up considerably and guess what? Little Corn Island has a 12MBPS connection now, yes! The only time I was on one before was in Manhattan and to say it’s sick would be an understatement.
It’s at the luxury resort which has the best view ever so another office of mine has been established. The classic island cafe Tranquilo has a 5mbps… The other say on the fast one I uploaded 12 videos at record speeds it was nutty, insane and delicious just like the smoothie I enjoyed while doing it. Some jerk was trading stocks with who knows what kind of program bogging it down, I felt like telling him to stop having a boring life and enjoy the island but I refrained, obviously.
I’m off to Managua tomorrow morning for a few days then Miami for a night or two then Germany for a few days. Should be good times and excited to travel again. Some people said stuff like wow, Little Corn must be cool to get you to settle down… Settle down? Huh? I’m just building a house, not getting married with kids; there is a big difference. Now all I need is a thong loving lady who is a master chef and loves doing squats; then I’m set.
I digress and I have stuff to do aka clean my room out before I push it too late and it becomes even more of a chore. This gent is taking my room, I told him I’m giving him my room and when I’m back he’s out, where he goes I could care less but that’s my room aka the only one with a solid 3G connection. Oh how life has changed, now I just download music for videos whatever and save all my uploads for the smoothie shack (it’s not a shack).
Kinda excited because I’m also going home. I need to get my deed to rectify the problem for my neighbour and set things straight. Here’s a tip for all of you, if you pay a contractor or builder to build something and he puts his team on the case without him around, call him and say “I made a deal with you, not for you to take my money and put some kids in for a man’s job”. You’re welcome and wish I had thought of that when my roof was being put on.
Tips hat,
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