If you can’t make money in this tape you are an idiot, and an ingrate. Honestly, you could throw darts at a board of tickers and make money. I have been spending the morning getting ready for Sunday, and have more preparations to take care of here shortly. Know this, this is a tape not only fueled by cocaine, but by stimulants of all order, meth, bath salts, adderall, whatever it may be. The condo next door sold for $2.25 million without ever having been formally listed, that’s $1100 per square foot, mind you. It would seem we are back in full swing, with young techies throwing piles of $100 bills into the fire, because it is enjoyable for them to do so.

Look at ELLI, SWHC, and HON today, I bought them on Wednesday and they are already making me money. ELLI and SWHC are going to have “stupid good earnings,” and shorts are going to be left out dangling from a trapeze over Valles Marineris. AAPL is the worst performer, yet NFLX is the best. Just pull a Cramer and buy, buy, buy. Any housing or wares stocks are safe bets into earnings, look at HON and WHR, or the collection of stocks that Senor Tropicana owns that are currently slamming bears into the ground as if they were tent pegs.

Good people of this here blog, within this palace of the interwebs, enjoy this weekend, for we celebrate our athletic superiority, and will to win. That will to win is what makes us superior to other nations and peoples. Our ability to come together as a team, to sweat, bleed, and hurt as a team, and to win as a team. My father once said “sports are a means to an end, not an end to a means,” and I agree, but at the same time, let’s embrace our ‘Muricaness [sic] and our ability to crush our enemies, “back to back World War Champions.” I of course will be rooting for the Niners, and feasting on all manner of ‘Murican delicacies: bacon wrapped hot dogs, pasta salad, guacamole, bean dip- all homemade -whilst also sipping on India Paled Ales.

I can’t wait.

My current holdings here.

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