Rhino’s Quick Picks

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I want to slap some fuckers! Maximus. In the mean time I have some quick picks for you.

LULU: Will continue to rip, I AM TELLING YOU THIS IS A $100 STOCK AT SOME POINT. SALES PER SQUARE FOOT SECOND ONLY TO AAPL, AND NOT INCLUDING INTERNET SALES!!!!

Sorry, I’m just really passionate about that stock. Be careful right now though, as it’s close to being OB, with very good results to the downside. Thus, if you wanted to be semi-reckless, short the stock, then buy when it bounces. This is extremely aggressive, but it depends on your risk profile.

There will either be a huge rally, or a huge dump on news. I don’t know if it will be “generation wealthy” style move like 2008, but it will be big. Sometimes valuations seem right on, other times they seem completely over valued. Be-fucking-nimble.

RGR: If you buy now and hold into January, or just wait a week or two to buy, this stock will make you a rich fucker come the NEW YEAR.

CSTR: This thing has almost 40% short interest, ANY fucking volume to the upside is going to punch shorts squarely in the dick. Sitting right above the 20, 50, and 200 what? FUCK YOU SHORTS YOU’RE DEAD.

VHC: Just like LULU and RGR, will rip the faces off shorts, just watch and learn there Maxim- “dude-ass-is-what-you-eat-for-dinner” -us, and you might fucking learn a thing or too, and your SUPER PAC, PAL!

AMD: Just slapped it’s 200 day in the face, and this is indicative of a bounce. Have a look-cee.

1 Day

5 Day

ZAGG: Is a total piece of shit, however– if you feel like squeezing shorts, –this is going to be a place to do so.

1 Month

NR: This name is interesting and puzzling, this leads me to believe it should be on watch.

5 Day

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Rhino out.

 

3 Responses to “Rhino’s Quick Picks”

  1. The Secret Police of the IBank Kingdom

    We pledge our allegiance, Rhino. Your enemies shall be vanquished.

  2. The Secret Police of the IBank Kingdom

    Apparently Maximus can dance.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SsHsaJsRq0

  3. You are an awesome psychopath. LOVE IT.

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