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NASDAQ Flush With Gains; Here’s Your Mid-morning Trading Plan

NASDAQ futures are coming into the week gap pro gap up after an overnight session featuring elevated volume and range.  Price worked higher during all of extended trade, trading up into last Wednesday’s range.

The economic calendar is extremely light this week and today is no exception.  The only scheduled events today are T-bill auctions, 3- and 6-month auctions at 11:30am.

Last week we traded sideways, more-or-less.  The week began with a hard sell then we drifted.  During this time the Dow Jones diverged higher.  Below is the performance of each major index last week:

On Friday, the NASDAQ printed a normal variation down. Price opened nearly flat, just a slight gap down which buyers were unable to close.  Instead we drove lower early on.  Sellers ultimately could not take out the Thursday low and we instead settled into two-way trade.

At the open the /NQU7 (September ’17 contract, current front-month) printed an open-test-drive up. Price traded up the the Exodus Strategy Session’s weekly ATR band before churning sideways for a bit.

Heading into today my primary expectation is for sellers to defend the measured move level at 5725.75 sending us lower to test last Friday’s high 5707.50.  Buyers defend ahead of 5700 and two way trade ensues.

Hypo 2 buyers sustain above 5752.75 setting up a move to target 5775.25 before two way trade ensues.

Hypo 3 pole climb. Price sustains above 5777 setting up a trend up to 5876 before two way trade ensues.

Levels:

Volume profiles, gaps, and measured moves:

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Journalists: Get in Here and Explain How Robots Won’t Take Your Jobs

Actually all of you.  What is your job and how do you expect robots not to take it from you?  The latest video by Kurzgesagt (literally German for “said shortly”) is a video, that describes very quickly, in a nutshell, if you’re into idioms, why journalists and other will be out of work soon.

We are all going to be sitting around eating lotus plants.  This has been a core belief at iBankCoin labs for years.  Do you have a plan for being a robot overlord?

Watch, then discuss…

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Key Commentary and Observations after Trump Withdraws from Paris Agreement

The only commentary worth consuming after Trump withdrew America from the Paris climate accord comes from our true leader, and (hopefully) Savior, Hosanna in the Highest, Elon Musk.

First off, he left the President’s advising council without hesitation:

So the only reasonable person near our authoritarian leader is gone.  Now he’s surrounded by Bible believing faggots who think the word is just a tad over 3000 years old.

Next, our only True Leader tweeted out China’s end of the Paris Agreement, which calls for them to produce as much clean electricity in 2030 as USA does from all sources today:

So when people say China had an unfair advantage over America due to the Paris Agreement, you have a proper piece of ammunition for rebuttal.

These are the only key comments on our President’s decision.  Facebook is pretty lit right now, with actual scientists saying this is a bad move while suburban housewives say it is good, but they are irrelevant.

Now onto observations.  The NASDAQ loved the news, ripping about 20 handles higher.  This appears to be a major win for the huge technology companies that make up the NASDAQ 100.

The only other observations I can offer, things I’ve seen with my own eyes that perhaps you haven’t, are from my recent walks through nature.

The Great Smokey Mountains National Park receives the highest sulfur and nitrogen deposits of any monitored national park.  It falls onto the peaks of the mountains as acid rain and most of the peaks are dead, burned up from the acid.  No surprise, there’s hardly any life in these parts of the park.  Therefore the national park nearest to coal country is being decimated before our very eyes.

Next, on a Memorial Weekend drive up through Windsor, Ontario to Bruce Peninsula, I saw a country blanketed in solar arrays and wind turbines.  While Alberta may be home to disgusting tar fields that resemble hell on earth, our good neighbors have put in massive clean energy systems.  They are way ahead of us.

This is about all I can offer.

Going forward, all commentary coming from Elon Musk (all Praise and Glory to The Leader) will be considered valid, and any message about our planet coming from the White House will be greeted with skepticism and contempt.

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Poll Results: Twitter People Have No Bias Heading into June

The attention of investors has been hijacked by our authoritarian leader and the various conspirators who seek to relive him of his power.  Then May comes along and we have to major new products go viral—a fidget spinner for the ADHD crowd and man Rompers.  During all of this, the market has rallied nearly non-stop for 6 months.   This cocktail of events likely contributed to the aloof nature of twitter people.

A poll of just over 50 people shows bulls and bears tied and more people overall who couldn’t care less about which way markets will head in the best month of the year.  See below:

It almost feels like a dull market  Perhaps tomorrow the bull will reassert itself and the first rough open in the last several weeks.  However, at this time a poll of the people is of little help.

Welcome to summer trading.

 

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#Triggered: Greg Gianforte Allegedly Body Slams @Guardian Reporter Then Abandons Scheduled Event

UPDATE: There was a local TV crew present when Gianforte body slammed Ben Jacobs.  There’s audio, and it’s sooo good:

Greg Gianforte is a gun nut running for congress out in Montana.  Typically the congressional race in this flyover state gets very little attention, but this is a special election after President Trump tapped Rep. Ryan Zinke to be secretary of the interior.  And perhaps Greg, who is also an amateur wrestler, was alarmed to see east-coast press show up at his Wednesday event.  So alarmed, he allegedly body slammed a journalist:

Jacobs can be heard asking about the healthcare bill on the audio track.  The conservatives are touchy about that one.

A colleague of Ben Jacobs witnessed the ultra-violent scene of an old white man allegedly going ballistic and deploying a body slam, which is a popular wrestling move.  She shared her observations of the attack live on Twitter:

This aggression will not stand.  Police are on the scene, you know what I mean? Taking statements:

Whatever happened, Gianforte got the hell out of dodge, abandoning his event entirely:

Greg Gianforte is facing off against Democratic populist Rob Quist, who also plays a banjo and writes nice songs about America.  He’s a real good Montana boy.  Whether or not Rob wins the special election is not materially important for the House, which will still be dominated by red-blooded Republitards, but it could give some energy to an otherwise dazed and confused Democratic party.

While this story is still developing, Greg’s wrestling moves may have done a solid favor his rivals on the left.

 

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Maria Bartiromo Sides Hannity Against Mediamatters; Urges Fox News To Focus on What Matters

The very talented Maria Bartiromo sent out a tweet Tuesday evening saying she  ‘stands w @seanhannity’ which is Twitter shorthand for she is ready to go to war alongside her comrade-in-media. Look:

She was replying to a tweet from Hannity, where he made it publicly known that the censors at Media Matters were working the phones and eating lunches, you know real hard work, doing all they can to urge his clients to stop advertising during his programming.  Truly, check it out:

Maria Bartiromo used to be one the greats over at CNBC.  That title has since been passed onto Kayla Tausche.  Nowadays she gets exclusive interviews with President Trump where she sits on the edge of her seat, nearly giddy about bomb and cake gossip:

Maria also retweeted Paul Joseph Watson Tuesday night.  He is a writer for InfoWars and YouTube sensation known for ‘red pilling’ his viewers in a charming english accent.  This is very non-MSM of her.  Downright brazen, for a woman of her profession to retweet something spoken by PJW.  He has been labeled a villain in her industry.

UPDATE: Sean Hannity announced he will back off the Seth Rich conspiracy theory for a bit during his Tuesday evening program.

Sean Hannity is coming under file because he offered his platform to Kim Dotcom, an eccentric hacker and enemy of Hollywood, who says he has proof Seth Rich was a Wikileaks informant.  If the claims of Dotcom turn out to be true, it will make most media folks look real bad for pressing the Russian collusion narrative so hard for the last six months.  Therefore they appear to be very against any Seth Rich talk.

With Bartiromo siding with alternative media, this entire Russia/Rich/DNC/Wikileaks fiasco has taking an interesting turn.  As the Dotcom story continues to develop, it will become more evident if Maria is on the right side of history.

As always, TBD.

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Seeing Gundlach Fumble His Way Through His Twitter Debut Is The Best Thing on The Internet Right Now

The Bond King, Jeff Gundlach made his Twitter debut Monday morning.  Shortly after the market opened, a first tweet was sent from @TruthGundlach:

Baby steps.  Now that he had completed a successful test of the system, he began an aggressive tweet campaign of the fake news variety.

Bear in mind, all the tweets above were being sent before he uploaded a profile photo.  So around noon Tuesday, after a very regal, very Jeff Gundlach kind of morning, it looks like he tried to set his profile picture but instead sent a blank tweet with just his portrait:

Internet hilarity ensues.

Since then he has successfully loaded a kind of blurry outdoors bust and resumed sending out his messages critical of the media.

To see someone so powerful reduced by the obscure nature of Twitter is everything right now.  He is so bad at Twitter, and it doesn’t even matter because he is lording over the bond markets.  The account has over 12k followers so far.

This is the feel good story of 2017.  Everyone is losing their minds over politics and Jeff Gundlach is out here struggling onto Twitter.

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White House Updates Their Snapchat Story for The First Time in a While, Just in Time To Welcome Juliana Awada

The White House Snapchat account was active Wednesday, going live for the first time since misspelling Education during the ceremonial ‘rolling of the egg’ which took place on the White House lawn the day after christian Easter.  The account came live just in time for a Thursday visit from the President of Argentina, and also the South American country’s very attractive First Lady Juliana Awada.

The snaps leading up to seeing Juliana and Melania walking from the east to the west wing of the White House are rather dumb, as if the person operating the account doesn’t fully understand how to use the platform.  The intern just started taking photos and labeling who was in them:

The story also featured Trump surprising a group of children, who thought they were just sitting on a White House stoop, eating peanut-free sandwiches then lo,from the shadows, a jolly man appeared to greet them.

Right at the last second one of the kids makes a move on the President, sprinting at him before disappearing off the screen—likely tackled and detained by a Blackwater security agent.

Now you are all caught up on the latest snaps from the White House.

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Kendrick Lamar Schools Don Chealde on Police Violence in New DNA Music Video

Loaded with the urban youth undertones of oppression and police brutality, sex-money-murder, the latest video by Kendrick Lamar is a blaster.

The conservative types do not like a hip hop artists like Kendrick, because his music resonates and inspires change, unlike the comedic ‘brag-swag’ which titillates capitalists while being relatively harmless to their aristocratic lifestyle.

DNA features Don Cheadle as an interrogator whose brain becomes hacked by Kendrick.  A tsunami of prose floods into Chealde’s mind, and he takes on Kendrick’s energy, which empowers him to not be a bitch-ass snitch.

DNA is the #1 trending video on YouTube right now.  The entire Kendrick album is already being called a classic.  DNA is the type of song that makes you want to build a successful business in the city before the soulless corporate goons turn your hood into another whitewashed strip mall, like Chicago.  As your urban liaison, I advise you to play this song at max volume for your family and neighbors to enjoy.

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Yellen Takes Extremely Vetted Live Questions from Twitter, Benign Conversation Ensues

Janet Yellen came to the University of Michigan on Monday afternoon to have a nice chat with Susan Collins, the Dean of Public Policy at the school of Public Policy and Economics.  The first half hour was spent giving everyone a lesson on the purpose of the Fed, a rather remedial economics lesson, but a pleasure to hear live from the leader of the free world.

The setting was pleasant, as the two ladies sipped miniature bottles of water whist discussing the Fed’s success in navigating the financial crisis, the confidence attained by Fed Stress Tests of major banks, and how transparent and independent the Fed is today.

Then came the questions, heavily vetted.

First question was about what perspective all her jobs gave her.  She mentioned she’s gained a knack for digesting ‘anecdotal information’ which sounded much like the proverbial ‘context’ that we all work so hard to form around our trading and investing.  This was quite an arousing thought, that Yellen considers what some may consider non-data, less-than-objective information in her decision process.

Question two, should Fed meddle in, and/or coordinate, international policy?  She smacked this question to the ground calling it likely illegal.  Yellen also mentioned she talks like seven times a year with the other central bankers.  They talk shop and how they’re thinking about nudging the economy.

Question two also asked if emerging markets were at a disadvantage, being left on their own to form policy.  While this was somewhat talked around, the answer had the feel of, “obviously yes.”

Third question, a dumb question, “What is the role of money in inflation?” After rolling her eyes, Fed Yellen entertained the question, but reminded the person that inflation is driven by expected inflation, and the vicious price spiral higher it can create.  She talked all about how they just watch the unemployment rate and said history has proven her right, that money doesn’t matter.

Question 4, from twitter, has the effect of QE been under estimated?

Hard to know what the effect was, according to Yellen.  And despte it being hard to know, she is claiming a victory, a favorable impact, not to be exaggerated by any means, but a success no doubt.

Note, none of the ‘Top’ questions associated with the #FordSchoolYellen hashtag were addressed:

Question 5, addresses low labor-force participation rates, should it adjust how they measure full employment?

Hard to know how much of the decline might reflect voluntary retirement verses searching for long time then dropping out.  Some might reflect weak economy.

Writer’s note: SOME!?

Since labor force participation has flattened out, while the population ages, suggests to Yellen that they have drawn people into the market who were otherwise discouraged in recent history.

Last question, total puffer, how has being careful about what you say changed your life?  Yellen, looking up at the gold leaf ceiling, recants that she’s been in the game for a long time—watching what she says.  She also reiterated that she knows monetary policy better than any other piker out there.

Finally, Susan Collins asked for any last words of wisdom from the leader of the free world.  Yellen said you all should find something to do that you love and are interested in [as a career].  Her love is economics, it gets her out of bed.  Bless.her.heart.  Second, the career is the whole path, not just the last seat you hold.  Yellen loves and has loved every day of the hustle, even through it’s been in a public service role.  She also mentioned working with people you respect. And working with an organization that you feel makes a contribution to society.

There you have it, Fed Chair Yellen came of Ann Arbor, home of the bi-monthly Confidence reading watched around the world.  She taught the nice folks a bit about how the Fed works, took some vetted questions, then imparted some wisdom on life as a career woman.  Her only concern, it seems, is that pesky ‘Audit the Fed’ bill floating around, and how it is likely to jeopardize the Fed’ ability to maintain its independence from politics and short-sighted actions.

And much more of the same from today’s Fed.  Meaning tons of transparency, and saying the same few things over, and over, and over again until the slow learners at Wall Street fully comprehend them.  Quite an effective approach.

For recordings of Yellen dropping the mic, walking off the stage, and the crowd going wild, check my snaps.  Username: vCali

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