Nobody on Twitter is talking about $TWTR, they are all obsessed with blockchain

Listen to me, I do not have enough time to formally address you, the finest people of the interwebs, about an important social development.  However, it is vital that it be noted.  Therefore I am panic typing this brief message to you before I return to my laboring.

My services are in extremely high demand this time of year and I have been pulled into a courting dance set to take place at an ungodly hour Thursday morning, and I have to be on my best behavior.

I may even shave this disgusting beard.  Probably not though, it contains all my strength.  These are old white men I must address through, and they often say my black beard makes me look like a terrorist.

Maybe that is a good thing, to scare them a little.  I cannot call it.

MOVING ON>>>>

Are you freaking kidding me!?  Nobody is talking about the 10 bagger Twitter shares threw down yesterday.  Our new authoritarian regime took control of the free world by enraging the domestic herd.  This vile movement, with all the trimmings of hate and fear, happened almost entirely on Twitter.

The world was taken over using Twitter, you do realize that yes?

Say what you will about @Jack or @Dick, these guys are in charge of the most important platform of words, which are like bullets in a machine gun, on the internet.  And therefore @Jack and @Dick are in charge of the most important platform in the world.  Because the internet is the most important thing in the world.  A thought can reach billions and billions (extra Trump) of people in hours.  The internet is like a printing press powered by nuclear bombs infused with alien blood.

So when this dog of a stock finally exits a looooong period of discouragement without the sounding of trumpets, fucking five alarms go off in my demented head.

Everyone is enamored with crypto investing.  Their obsession with instant gratification has blinded them to the slower, more satisfying pleasure of long-term success.  Deep, and slow, like Barry White.

As you probably do not recall, which is fine, I added to my Twitter investment a few weeks back when my mind was unhealthy and full of disgust for mankind:

Listen, I added to my Tesla investment yesterday.  I started to write a piece about why I bought more Tesla, but the words that came out read like something from 4chan.  I realized a disease state had taken hold inside my body, some kind of dark aberration.  I had to draft the piece and go sit silently on a rug for two hours.

Then I came back to my computer and added to my Twitter investment also.

I spent the rest of the day reading old philosophy books and working in the gardens.  Then I stayed up late to watch the Tesla semi event and crypto-fork.

I do apologize for becoming so vile in November.  I had been in my fish tank too long and had no idea how murky the water was that I was swimming inside of.

But alas, when I added to my position it reduced my cost basis from 27 to 25, and do you know what that means?

By golly a Christmas Miracle.  For the first time in a year and a half my massive Twitter position is in the green.

And that is not important.  What is important is that NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT THE TWITTER RALLY.

Therefore it shall continue.

So it is written, so it shall be.

AMEN AND CIAO

 

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