Remember, remember, the fifth of November!
A rope, a rope, to hang the Pope!
Greetings lads, fine day yes indeed. There’s a flood coming to wash this planet clean of all the hairless apes. And that means our job is to sustain our health and gather supplies before the real disruption of state and country comes pressing onto the shores…WATER.
The very fair and resourceful scientists at iBankCoin laboratory woke up inside of a thick fog this morning, like something you would see in Ireland. We reported directly to the furnace room where we checked the system—spoiler alert—it is running perfectly.
The gods have kept Exodus Market Intelligence in their graces for another week. After turning a few dials and knobs, a report sputtered out of the bottom of the supercomputer. The report forecasts what we might expect to see over the next five trading days. It will be extremely helpful in our quest to gather a supply of fiat US Federal Reserve notes out on the fighting fields of the NASDAQ, NYSE, and Dow Jones.
Said fiat US dollars shall be converted into bitcoins, shares of Tesla, batteries, solar panels, and hooch.
Can you believe our moronic authoritarian leader is giving Janet Yellen the pink slip? He thinks the stock market is up because of him. HA.ha.ha…silly fool! It is up—spoiler alert—because Janet Yellen can sit in front of the psychopaths in the House of Representatives and sociopaths in the Senate and answer questions FOR HOURS, mind you, HOURS, without answering a single question. Yes, she is the master of rambling. It is a gift.
She cannot be replaced.
We have made acquired more wealth during Janet Yellen’s reign than any other time in our brief history. I will miss her predictable, grandma-like candor for the rest of my life.
Also, she’s a good gal, she’s a good gal! And sexy.
We are so screwed. Trumps own scientists say humans are destroying the planet. Mankind’s Last Hope—Elon Musk (All Praise and Glory to The Leader)—is under constant attack from the belly crawling union serpents who want to derail all productivity with their sloth-like ways. The food system is designed to render man impotent, frail, and sick. The first world is flooded with boy loving men.
Screwed.
But alas, our job is to focus on that which we can control. And that is not the stock market, the tides, or our own bodies. The only thing we have real control over is our minds, and it is our minds that separate us from the hogs and goats. And the best way to steady the mind is by building a strong foundation of logic, then using said logic to make decisions that result in us gathering supplies.
We can be kind along the way. We do not have to be cold and cruel like a global corporation, ad infinitum.
Are the above paragraphs the ramblings of a madman? Perhaps, and as always TBD. However, I am incredible grateful for you, my listener. I will always put it all on the line for you. If you made it this far, you have no idea how fucking grateful I am to have your attention. I will not squander it.
Models are bullish heading into next week. We are extra bullish on biotech in November based entirely off past performance (which is not indicative of future results).
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That late August Bunker Buster was so on the money…