Greetings and welcome to the iBankCoin Laboratory Review!
In this weekly publication, the diligent scientists and engineers operating inside Exodus Market Intelligence present to you, in a rather colorful manner, their methodical test results.
Our process is continually audited to ensure it is prepared in the most objective means possible, with minimal human interference, allowing the thousands of censors we have placed throughout the financial markets to operate autonomously. The information is pooled into Exodus where it is interpreted by algorithms.
To add some day trader spice, the very pure and objective tenants of auction theory are also married to the data to produce what can only be described as a raw forecast of the future.
People do not like forecasts. They do not like reading them, offering them, or even knowing they exist. It is because many a forecaster are charlatans who practice biased means of prediction–reading the tea leaves of geopolitics, rubbing elbows with establishment cock suckers and cuckolds, practicing dark arts–and it leaves a bad taste in the collective mouths of consumers.
Those methods are old milk. The findings we put forth are unbiased. There are rigorous fundamental requirements for a stock to become an eligible candidate. Predictions of overall market rallies extend two weeks max, for much further and the lenses become blurred.
Data, my boy, pure and raw, parsed and measured, creates a simple forecast.
This week’s Strategy Session comes after the completion of our first quarter under a new authoritarian presidential regime. Which means a top-down analysis of the entire stock universe was performed. The result? 14 investable ticker symbols. They are simply letters affixed to numbers, but they are truly impressive, nonetheless. The makings of a potent Motif, perhaps.
The 125th Edition of Exodus Strategy Session is live now. It was quite fun to prepare, even the quote from Marcus Aurelius at the end seems well timed. It is with humility and honor that the good folks at iBC labs prepared the report and we hope you read it.
As for the rest of you, freeloaders of the interwebs, I am debating doing the aforementioned top-down analysis live on our YouTube channel and Facebook, if enough interest is expressed. Please leave a comment below if you would watch a 20 minute review of Q1. Exodus members, it would behoove you as well to learn this method of analysis. Afterall, your good pal RAUL lives a ride-or-die lifestyle deep in the urban centers of America and may not be around much longer to spoon feed you.
We are bullish through mid-week. Once the FOMC minutes are released, the plan is to improvise. You can always check the morning reports to stay abreast, follow me on Twitter @indexmodel for more up-to-minute coverage, or if you prefer visual media just follow me on snapchat where I am the only person consistently dropping live trades, close ups of my beautiful face, hustle motivation, and other debauchery. vCali. All questions asked in the DMs will be answered in the order they are received.
Stay sharp out there, for a dull mind is certain to be corrected.
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