Tesla motors, a company lead by honest Elon (all Praise and Glory to The Leader) and his team of scientists and engineers, saw its shares print what if affectionately known as an ‘inside day’ among the candlestick biologists.
This technical chart pattern has a scoville heat rating of about 150,000 and carries the potential to burn short sellers to a cinder:
As TSLA shares bounce along their multi-year range low, and given this chart anomaly, it is my belief that short sellers will soon fall victim to the potent thrust of a tech stock on the loose.
Writer’s note: I am long TSLA stock and will continue to accumulate shares. The duration of this holding will be determined by my offspring who will be tasked with handling the equity stake after I am cold and dead.
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Feels like a tech rally coming nflx not waiting.
TSLA gets its last govt check Jan 19th….
Now let’s see them stand on their own two wobbly sub-standard quality feet…
3 footed stools stand better
The 3 looks ugly as sin. Fit and finish are lacking. Looks like the Amphicar 770 without headlights.
3 legs to the stool: Generation; Storage; Transportation. We need to think bigger now.
There are so many TSLA’s in my neighborhood, you would feel proud. I’ve done my duty, moving out of the suburbs back into the jungle, reward me with the subsidy, not the company.
I would pay 20k for a rolling La-Z-Boy recliner. Let me park up front in reserved sustainable spots, I would go for it. Especially for a sports event or office building.
lol