Our fearless Leader is at it again, revealing delicious and powerful products that will free us from the tyrannical Big Oil regime. And while Big Oil and their goons in blue teargas and fire hose protesters of the nonsensical Dakota Access oil pipe, Elon (all Praise and Glory to The Leader) is on the fast-track to creating an energy independence option for freedom seekers around the world.
On Thursday, November 17th after shareholders cast an 80% vote in favor of the $2 billion merger of Tesla and Solar City, Musk (all Praise and Glory to The Leader) said the solar roof was likely to cost less than a normal roof.
“It’s looking quite promising that a solar roof will actually cost less than a normal roof before you even take the value of electricity into account,” our Leader said. “So the basic proposition would be, ‘Would you like a roof that looks better than a normal roof, lasts twice as long, costs less, and by the way generates electricity?’ It’s like, why would you get anything else?”
Indeed, why would you consider installing any other roof? Soon the suburban landscape will be transformed into a grid of energy generating glass roofs. The future is looking bright, thanks to the fast-paced disruption being speared into the hearts of earth-hating oil elitists by our Leader.
Tesla is offering a logical way for every home to generate its own power. Said roofing material will be built in Buffalo, thus aligning America’s Most Innovative Technology Company with Premier Trump’s call to Make America Great Again.
While the company is hesitant to reveal the actual cost of the roof, we can all rest assured knowing Elon (all Praise and Glory to The Leader) says they will cost less than the installation of a conventional roof.
Writer’s note: I am long Tesla shares and continue to buy Tesla shares regularly. I may initiate a position in Solar City as well. Finally, I believe Elon Musk (all Praise and Glory to The Leader) is a mortal deity who will save planet earth from the oil patriarchs before he achieves immortality and roams outer space.
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I’ll be buying this when it’s time to replace my roof in 2 years.
Critics of Trump’s immigration plan say, “Who’s going to do my roof if we kick illegals out? The roof’s not just going to install itself and run all the energy of the house, right?”
To which Elon responds… yes… in fact it is.
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Also, The roof can provide heat units equivalent to a fire, without any of the consequences, finally validating the old agage “the roof, the roof, the roof we don’t need no water, let the mother ** burn.
**This word has been censured due to length, but we think it means, “roof fire equivalency generated by solar electricity and channeled into the energy requirements of your house”.**
no immigrants were harmed or paid illegally in the making of this post,
^the roof is on fire^
Juan misunderstood my instructions
disclaimer:no illegal immigrants were harmed during the making of this post.
You wasted 8 hours of your life writing that gibberish and 5 seconds of mine reading it. Keep your day job.
If you’re spending any time at all policing a comment section, commenting on someone’s use of time is a really smart decision.. totally brilliant… in fact, it’s almost as brilliant as your sense of time.
…and thanks, I will keep my day job– your mom is paying top dollar for my gigolo services which leaves me plenty of time to tell you to kiss my ass.
🙂
musk as usual in total mendacity mode: these solar roofs, after you’re all in, will NOT cost less than a traditional roof. how fukn stupid & gullible does one have to be?
u do realize that tesla only exists thanks to gov funding? from rebates (taxpayer funded) to all kinds of other gov corp welfare queen bullshit, this co is a cash burn ponzi & once real car companies whose biz model is actually making profits intro their e-vehicles, only way tsla survives is if Trump keeps pumping sludge into the swamp vs cutting off free taxpayer money to musk’s car hobby enterprise.
wake the fuk up, you’re “trading” stawk off the backs of taxpayers, NOT fundamentals.
CORRECTION: I’m INVESTED in The Leader because I BELIEVE there is no better steward for my, your, or the taxpayers’ money than Elon Musk (all Praise and Glory to The Leader).
hell, tsla could go to infinity, and you’re still “invested” in a ponzi scam..
Are you also against the mortgage interest deduction because it favors homeowners over renters and subsidized the home building industry?
what i’m not for is idiotic false equivalence questions; what the fuk does that have to do with solar rebates and pumping money into shitty car hobbyist corps that burn epic amounts of cash at expense of taxpayers? to wit:
“The Los Angeles Times calculated that Elon Musk’s three companies, Tesla Motors, SolarCity, and SpaceX, combined have received a staggering $4.9 billion in government support over the past decade. As Kerpen noted: “Every time a Tesla is sold . . . average Americans are on the hook for at least $30,000 in federal and state subsidies” that go to wealthy Tesla owners. This is crony capitalism at its worst.”
same way i don’t want to subsidize for ObamaKare, i sure as fuk don’t want to subsidize garbage like tsla, nor will i out of principle ever “invest” in a co like this.
disgusting.
ps the la times actually undercut the real welfare handouts given the tsla — they’re far worse & so are their (4,000.00) profit margins more at losses per unit sold.
no need to further beat this spontaneously combusting self-driving death trap…
My first thought upon seeing the headline…but will it cost more than a dumb consumer?
I think the stock investment part should work out fine. Not sure about most consumers from decisions they make.
I for one will not fault a man who dreams big and in such a way it furthers humanity. Moreover, I have trouble seeing any iota of maliciousness in his character or methods. He should run against Trump in 4 years.
unfortunately he’s South African born.
I’ll pay double…. Why would you not? $15k to roof a smaller house, Or $30k to cut my power bill by let’s say $6k plus per year. That’s a free roof in 6 years.
If you live up north or east, sunless, cold and shivering during the winter.
Now out here in the West, 100% sun every day, it’ll work.