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Tesla Shares Soar Like ‘BFR’ on Record Sales Figures

Tesla investors are the stewards of winship this Monday, this dumpy Monday when 70% of stocks are lower on the session.  On Sunday, the electric car maker said it delivered 24,500 vehicles in the third quarter, besting Wall Street expectations of around 23,000 vehicles.

Shares of Tesla are up around +4% on the sales figures after recently testing the low-end of their multi-month range.

Look for Tesla to continue to exceed Wall Street expectations as their diverse team of engineers and fearless Leader (all praise and glory to The Leader) press onward with the electric-autonomous car revolution.

Long live Tesla!  Long live The Leader!

eloncat

Writer’s not: I am long of Tesla shares and will always be long of Tesla shares until you pry them from my cold, dead hands.

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7 comments

  1. the_swatter

    crap co, crap cars, insane cash burn, no profits….. one major car maker one release away from putting this taxpayer funded tsla ponzi into the grave, along with your shares..

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    • awanka

      Christ. I should have held on to my position.

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      • the_swatter

        your positions are predicated on unreal cash burn, no real profitability, a sketchy product at best and OUTRAGEOUS tax subsidies and gov handouts.

        when BMW or Mercedes finally releases their electric car what do you think happens? If this company was legit and not living off of the taxpayer’s dime, then sure..but i wouldnt trade this out of something called principle, ya know, like not trading private prisons and such..

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        • Raul3

          It is fine to have principle. I stopped investing in meat manufacturing plants even though I know they will mint coin as China meat eaters come online.

          But I find the principles of Tesla, and their mission to be well-aligned with my own. I see no better steward of the public’s money then Elon Musk and the team he’s assembled. This isn’t some ego-maniac run wild. He treats is post as a public duty and he’s trying to save our plant and/or hash plans to abandon it once we destroy it. Sapiens are toxic right now—literally the worst thing that has ever happened to earth.

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          • the_swatter

            he is a terrible steward and more importantly has no right to be public’s steward since he is seemingly private company; though in reality, he is another cash burn Solyndra corp WELFARE QUEEN; wasting taxdollars on shitty toys for rich people is no way to run a co nor a gov.

            (and i dont eat meat so i appreciate not investing in meat.)

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  2. probucks

    Raul, at what price are you long Tesla. certainly you wouldn’t recommend buying now. if you got in under 160 you get all the respect you deserve

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    • Raul3

      I would buy it now. I have bought at these prices, but I’ve been an owner since the $50s

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