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Bernie Sanders Is Not Convincing His Supporters To Vote for Hillary

Earlier today a crowd of Bernie Sanders supporters went nuts after the nice man urged his fans to instead vote for Hillary Clinton.  The Bernie Bros do not want to vote for Hillary.  Overall, it seems, they consider Mrs. Clinton a member of the established elites, whomever they are, while Mr. Sanders is a funny old man who enjoys rolling marijuana cigarettes from the comforts of his modest home.

So when Bernie supporters at the Democratic National Convention were asked to vote for Hillary, they started with the booing.  Thank goodness nobody was passing out tomatoes…

On the streets his supporters were getting biblical with their chants:

But also marching a 51-foot joint around.  Those artsy Philadelphia hipsters; so crafty, lolz:

Overall it looks like Bernie is facing an uphill battle, convincing his loyal supporters they should still vote this November.  The alternative, having a ‘good sativa’ and a bottle of malt liquor provides a better instant gratification.

Meanwhile, behind the 4-mile long, 8-foot high wall Democrats built around their convention, protesters took to the streets to emphasize their unwillingness to vote for Hillary:

It seems Bernie will need to pull off some kind of brilliant Larry David scheme if the Democrats are to unite before November.

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9 comments

  1. t.c.

    I encourage everyone who supports Bernie to stay home in protest on election day. I fully support this idea.

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    • t.c.

      Honestly, how can the hipsters and hippies support her, she is such a war monger.

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      • ironbird

        t.c. Paul Simon sang The Bridge song. Wtf. The convention is imploding. Warren is indicting Hillary right now with fantastic hypocrisy. This is awesome.

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        • t.c.

          Lol, i went to bed after Michelle’s speech. Paul Simon was so bad, but Corey Booker was awesome.

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  2. UncleBuccs

    The tomatoes comment made me think of the time the Egyptian people chanted “Monica” while pelting Hillary’s motorcade with our favorite fruit http://www.politico.com/story/2012/07/egyptians-chant-monica-at-hillary-078539

    She is so hated worldwide.

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  3. ironbird

    Even Bernie could not pull it off. May God be thanked for Hillary being crowned. Those Bernie crazies are crazy. Crying blubbering lunatics. With Lying Eyes.

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  4. t.c.

    I see the Islamic cultural enrichment project continues with the beheading of a priest and taking of hostages.

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