Niger Delta Avengers Strike Again: The Eni Obi Brass Pipeline Is Destroyed

This is the kind of militant group I can get behind.  They have likely committed unspeakable crimes against the indigenous population, but looking past such atrocities these guys have all the markings of an 80’s action film.

I envision some British bloke, hailing from Johannesburg, running this outfit.  His top two guys are defects from the SAS.  They always show up in a Range Rover after their bandits complete the job, talking on a steel-case satellite phone, telling their clients where to wire the money.

Plus fuck oil and everyone who sucks it out of the ground.

Citizens of Nigeria are cursed by their commodity.  Violence will continue.  The attack was tweeted out and later confirmed by a Nigerian Security Official.

I wonder where they get all that kickass artillery?