All of our worst fears will materialize in May. Lawns, inundated with dandi-lions and grubs. Biker gangs, lawn-jobbing the soft turf. Grass clippings, filling sinus cavities, swelling faces into amorphous balloons.
Spring brought the out the heathen speculator, and nature intends to make a correction to the economic tilt benefiting stock pickers. It would behoove you to load up on gold bricks, allergy pills, and dry foods. Then, from the safety of your air-tight shelter, attend the Investor Boot Camp in May. Unlike other investor conferences, no human or elemental contact is necessary. You can elevate your game from the safety of your shelter, away from the deadly germs, viruses, and allergies.
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You have, all of you have, perhaps 3-4 days to flee the stocked market and board the ark. Then, my best guess, is all hell breaks loose.
Welcome to May.
Distinguished members of Exodus, the latest Exodus Strategy Session, my 76th iteration, has been published. Be sure to check it out. Questions will be answered in the order they are received. Cheers!
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