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Oprah Needs Lose Weight or Dance or Something: Weight Watchers Down 20% Today

If you are invested in Weight Watchers right now you are invested in Oprah.  It is similar to investing in Tesla.  You want a piece of Elon–TSLA.  You want a piece of the O empire–WTW.  I thought I wanted a piece of the Oprah empire after her latest Weight Watchers promo video.  I think she actually squeezes out a few tears during the stunt:

I took a long the day she dropped this vid, and the next day I was up a cool 15 percent.  I was full on loving Oprah and her movie.  Now the position has gone 18% against me and I want to punch her in the face.

Oprah needs to hit the street and entertain woman aged 29-50 ASAP.  This stock needs to show signs, any signs, of life otherwise I will cut the loss ahead of the weekend and eat 2 quarts of iced cream whist buying wares from QVC.

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6 comments

  1. unclebuccs

    Auntie Buccs was quite irritated by the “honey child” line in the ad that’s been running on the teevee. Not sure if that’s representative of the populace, but the Oprah effect may not be as powerful as it once was…

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  2. og

    There was some news about a bug in their prepackaged food too.

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  3. BitCoinExpress

    http://schrts.co/p9k71w

    Uh Oh! 🙂

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  4. probucks

    aw man… C’mon Raul3 🙁

    This was about as easy to short as KBIO (meaning it was very difficult due to headline rest of getting squeezed) but certainly never a buy

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  5. Raul3

    just stopped out, horrible trade management

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