Verizon Is Keeping #CyberMonday Alive

You have to wonder if Charlie Brown and his band of misfits would be holding the top spot on Twitter trends had Verizon not infused the Cyber Monday hastag with aggressive promotion. The consumer is to be celebrated and recognized no matter the cost.

Either way, it was your obligation as a citizen of the United States to shop the interwebs. The deals are there for the taking, right from the comfort of your living room.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: California, you still have 4 solid hours of internet shopping left. Go to your local library and ‘surf’ to Walmart for deals on neon tank tops and whatever else you wear to your beaches and deserts.