The Most Irrelevant Sell Off This Year

Our brothers in arms died face down in the muck so that you and I can enjoy this stocked market.  To think Greece, a strumpet of a country, will do this to the republic, on this week, this god blessed-week of Independence from the malignant recourse imposed by British Royals is absurd. I spit on the idea.

I cannot change the fool who directs their decisions with emotion. I can only will myself into acceptance of all events that henceforth transpire and make steadfast the execution of my objective plans—written well outside of wartime. As such, I have added to my Apple risk, risk I took with the inherent plan of adding into weakness AT INCEPTION.

This is a patriotic trade, a degenerate gamble that investors will bless Apple with more market cap for being way ahead of the curve on the homo front.  I expect bears will be Tim Cook’d in no time.

This country was built by the gambler, but if the market has truly set out on a course to subjugate the speculative bull, then my other purchase from today, shares of NRG, should weather the storm fine.  Son of a motherless goat I’m all cashed up too, fully prepared to buy margin liquidations so bring it.