Now At This Very Moment

I am majorly conflicted here. Today looks majestic. Just look at RGSE, an explosion of bear bits to the tune of sixteen hundred percent. The Nasdsaq spent a few hours trending, tranny’s are back on the streets, semi’s are semi-erect, and it’s a scorching 90 degrees in the murder mitten.

The open was so pretty I had to write a blog about it.

But then there’s my model, a tepid friend who without judgment nudges me in the ribcage and says, “Hey…sell.” So I am reminded to be unselfish here. If I catch wind of a stink, even a subtle note of feces carried across my nostril by a breeze, I will book some longs here.

THE Weekly Strategy Session, the lot of yous were too busy working on your dad bods to check into it. It’s telling a story different than what price action is. One of them is wrong. I am keeping an open mind whist being long of stocks. Keep in mind my ideas are forged on the same equipment used to enrich uranium and navigate the orbital space cannon (OSC). It would not surprise to me to see them granted immunity from a broad market selloff. Nevertheless, nothing is sacred in love and war. I had to squeeze one more cliché in, just in case you didn’t cringe yet.

GO LIFT OR PUNCH SOMETHING.