This Week Is About Beer

With temps on the rise and sports captivating Americans like never before, beer stocks are looking good. It was good to see America punch the face off of the Philippine congressman. Our nation must be entertained and will forgo feeding their family proper nutrition in exchange for barrels of beer and pay-per-views.

Soon boats will be filled with inebriated jackasses looking to take advantage of the promiscuous implications of being at sea.

There’s more going on, sure, like the complete and total destruction of social media and mobile phone stocks. So keep an eye on the clowns still sporting a stupid valuation in this space. They will be corrected.

Weekly Strategy Session subs, I’ve toiled away in a boiling hot office all weekend to present the finest ideas, forged in the furnaces of the mothership, with the implicit intention of banking coin.  Enjoy.