iBankCoin
I turn dials and fiddle with knobs to hone in on harmonic rotations
Joined Oct 26, 2011
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I am trading well but ENPH is taking me out back and beating me senseless.  I am down 15% on this stock in two short days.  Unreal, yet very real simultaneously.

Here I am, once again, juggling 50 plates in the traveling circus show only this time one after another is smashing atop my bald clown head and cerebral fluid is dripping down my pasty cheeks.  I lopped another 1.5 percent off my book today.  I would have been two, but I had a TZA position which I sold within the first five minutes of trade.

My only other move was to buy calls in TSLA.  This is a 7 dollar bet essentially that states, “$300 before $200.”

I looked at buying other stocks today, names like DANG and GOGO, but I held off.  Clearly I have angered the market gods and they sent their fallen angel ENPH to sodomize me.  The stock never went up one penny since my ‘reentry’ nope, straight down the pipes.

I could like to be sick but I have 5 more hours of work.

ENPH may just be another ticker symbol in the market of stocks, but every time I have traded it I get the rolling pin to the face and ass.

Don’t worry I am still in so it can continue catering. I haven’t felt this noob in a few years.

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7 comments

  1. from gorby

    Love this weak.Down 5% in my book.Would be more except for $AA of all things

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  2. UncleBuccs

    Raul, definitely tough times for the hot money studs of the world.

    When I was a young teen, I had a motorcycle that I enjoyed filling with leaded gasoline for 99 cents a gallon, and rode through the deserts & dirt roads unabated. One day I was going too fast, and hit a deep patch of sand, and wrecked. I was fine, but no matter what I tried, the bike wouldn’t start.

    I began the 3 mile trek back home pushing the motorcycle. My grandfather, who lived 70 miles away, just happened to drive up in his pickup. I thought I was saved. He rolled down his window and said “you ride it, and it rides you”..and laughed. Then he drove away…

    We’ll ride again, Raul. Hopefully soon.

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    • managerlou

      HAHA, great story. Gramps telling you how it is. I also miss filling up the tank with 99 cent gas as a young lad. 🙁

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    • Raul3

      Desert motorcycle driving is very high on my to do list. Perhaps oculus rift will fulfill my worldly desires.

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  3. from gorby

    You never know where you will find love

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