iBankCoin
I turn dials and fiddle with knobs to hone in on harmonic rotations
Joined Oct 26, 2011
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Party Like A Millennial

The indices have been all over the place this morning but their net action has done little to change the big picture.  We have a V-shaped rally in the footprint and the market is doing a decent job digesting the gains while our government continues playing political euchre.

I started buying $ADHD at about twenty bucks and I would have more at eighteen and change if it wasn’t for you meddling kids!  They did a secondary today so that risk is off the table. This stock trades awful on an intraday basis and you could drive a truck through the bid/offer spread, but the underling is wonderful.  What you are buying is a vested interest in the finest meth labs in the world.  This meth lab cranks out the most sought after drug on college campuses: “medical marching pills” or MMPs for short.  The naming is a throwback to WW2 era where the German Blitzkrieg was fueled by amphetamines.  Our soldiers are still readily dosed with MMPs to shake off jet lag and get to pitching tents and blowing things up and such.

The kicker of it is everyone covets this crap.  Raul, being the staunch proponent against all things pharmaceutical, refuses to take the juice.  I always see it as cheating and wonder, “what if I trade wonderfully on amphetamines and one day they run out?  Then I am toast.”  In short, anyone can get prescribed the drug because everyone has ADD.  In the darker circles of vice, brand name Adderall is the preferred stimulant over traditional cocaine because it is cleaner.

Trust me, I am just as disgusted as you by such abuse.  But I am not stupid.  Instead I am a buyer of dips in ADHD going forward.

It pairs with my LO stock to form my thesis that millennials party in a whole new way.  This is a big picture trade.

Now if I can just find a good molly stock I will have this thesis sewn up…

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6 comments

  1. TheHarper

    I prefer the term, “Bolivian Marching Powder”

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  2. UncleBuccs

    Raul, you are onto something.. In addition to the college kids, the MILFS at my gym are rabid for the stuff, as it helps strip off the adipose in quick order…

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  3. chessNwine

    Love this thesis

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  4. BathSaltTrader

    You are a genius trendspotter.

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