Rolling into this weeks option expiry my head was already harnessed into a guillotine, awaiting an execution of invested capital. However, as a penance for the gifts bestowed upon me, I had to prove myself worthy of riches by listening to the bullshit of internet queers who belong not in the arena of capital management. Trying to manage a comments section of monkeys throwing feces at one another while mercilessly beating-off their Zecco accounts into oblivion on some OTM calls was not an easy task. Thankfully, the sun is shining a little brighter on me today.
Slowly but surely, positions destined for the boneyard of blown out options are being given the gift of a second chance as stocks like $TWLO, $DDD, $BIDU, $CTRP, $ADSK, and $WDAY are recovering premium at a rampant rate. It just so happens that 60-70% of positions across all my accounts are up more than 2% on such an average day. For this, I give thanks.
While a portion of you sit there in a shit-stained chair immersed in spite and rooting for me to lose, the Gods are doing their part to prevent this.
In part, I am hopeful that $SNAP doesn’t follow this trend. Should it work, many of you will be given a similar gift of second chance. While I root for most of you to win, I’m torn here against the many I hope will lose. Letting your true colors shine in the midst of adversity clearly shows why you are in the position you are in, and quite frankly don’t belong.
In the spirit of Easter, let’s be thankful for the resurrection of premium and be of good cheer.
Oh, and “fuck you” to the rest of you.
OA
If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter
don’t be a hater be a motivator
I am a motivator. I encourage and help everyone I work with.
class act for sure,,,thanks for the GS puts idea… real deal you are
They’re green you alzheimer’s-having-ass-fuck.
i didn’t mend you OA i was talking the haters that come on this site
I actually escaped $DDD at about +20%.
May $TLT puts this morning as well.
Looking very hard at a regional bank.
And, fuck. I had to buy $KMI for earnings. Went out to July in case it takes 3 months to go again.
I bought these too today. Can’t pass, even if for a loss.
What strike? Looking at 23
I did $23’s last time.
Bad voodoo for me, so I went with $22’s.
When the market’s grinding you, move out the expiry, move down the strike, and play fewer positions.
OA, what are you thinking about $CLF these days? Interesting close.
Still oversold, Still at trend support. Still in a wedge. I bet for higher prices 30 days from now.
your inbox would be flooded with apologies if SNAP gapped up a couple bucks anytime this week.
Fuck that. I would prefer that silent awkward moment.
The fuck you prefer. And there will be no salvaging. You try to play this SNAP as an ordinary advice whereas it was your bet on your whole reputation: “All the sceptics are going to ask to chase in the 30s” etc. You even had your son to buy it in front of us many times.
So take this into your … like a man and say that you are sorry for being a stupid and arrogant fuck.
???
This guy realized he was the only one that lost on this idea.
So mad a 13 year old used this stock and made money on it. Dude, you look like the dumbest motherfucker out there.
But keep talking it up. We’re all laughing at you.
ur asking for miracles. haha
KMI quiet after hours with earnings release out. Not seeing may articles related to this. How do you expect their results to be received tomorrow?
In all the earnings I’ve watched, it never does anything after hours.
Thanks OA. Captive at work still. Appreciate all you do.
Last earnings or the one prior, it gapped down like 3-4% after hours and reversed the whole damn thing during the first session of trading hours.
Kinder Morgan? looks like a short to me
Going to put money on that?
gap and go in the Russell tomorrow ? it would be leaving its triangle. also max pain for its etf is still higher.
Ah yes, the resurrection of the premium of life.