Junior: Hey Dad, my teacher called me up to the front of our class again. He made everyone look at what my stocks were doing. My team is still in first place.
Dad: Good work Kiddo.
Junior: He said “Wow, this is crazy. It seems every couple days Jaxon has a stock in his account that goes up a ton.” $CMCM and $SHLD were up huge, and he watched $CMCM on the screen for most of the day.
Dad: Has anyone else in your class had big moves in their stocks.
Junior: No. There’s 8 groups in my class. Half of them are losing money.
Dad: What type of stocks do they own?
Junior: That’s what my teacher keeps talking about. All their stocks are companies he knows, he keeps saying that mine are an odd collection.
Dad: “Odd collection?”Ask him if he would prefer you to teach the class how to trade.
Junior: He mentioned a few times that my stocks didn’t follow his rules, but that sometimes stocks can still do good without them. You can tell he is uncomfortable because the stocks doing the best are not doing what his lines say they should do.
Dad: Sounds like everyone on StockTwits.
Junior: What’s that?
Dad: Nevermind. You’ll do much better without it. Kinda like you’re doing without your teachers rule sheet.
Junior: Hey dad, one more thing? When is TWTR going to stop going down? It’s killing me.
Dad: Son, that’s what the rest of us want to know as well. With any luck, you’re the one to make that happen.
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Expect to be corralled for Career Day next.
I hope so. I plan to go in my robe, messy hair, flip flops, shorts and RayBan’s.
yes. YES. YEESSSSSSSSS.
you could give a speech similar to Brad Pitt’s from fight club. tell all the kids about the world they know not being true, marketing having us chase shit we don’t need working jobs we hate. Red pill all of them to the teacher’s horror.
“You’re not a pretty snowflake!”
“Odd collection” love it! I’m a “pajama trader” so I would go in my pajamas! LOL 😉
Regionals look to be setting up as a group.
http://finviz.com/screener.ashx?v=211&t=PJC,TRMK,UVSP,BHB,CTBI
Thx Hattery this looks really promising
Are you looking at to play this with common stock or options?
Common shares if I play it. bid-ask spread of options too wide.
KRE also holds regionals and trades more liquid options but the ones it holds aren’t my favorite right here..
Sold YY and looking to buy XLE/ energy names for Jun expiry
A bunch of degenerates.
Love that $CMCM.
$TWTR will stop going down when it submarines 14.0
Your son’s classroom is a microcosm of the markets.
CLF and X back into balance?