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THE SPAWN OF SATAN REPORTS QUARTERLY EARNINGS TONIGHT

FireEye-6960I loathe this stock for what it did to me last year. Nonetheless, I ask of you to offer up a personal sacrifice to the stock gods as we approach the closing bell.

I’ve chosen to give up food, water and adderall for the remainder of market hours in exchange for a pleasant earnings report and market reaction.

Please do your part.

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52 comments

  1. ThomasJefferson

    I listened to my inner OA, and asked, when you pull up the numbers at the open, will you be more pissed to see $WTW way up with no position, or to see it way down with a position. For some irrational reason I am fixated on this stupid company this ER and had to buy on this dip back into the big rip this morning. I deserve to lose money, and fully expect to, but I had to get something on.

    I will also make my sacrifice to the Fireye God (which actually sounds like a thing).

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  2. mr_peartree

    I am going to sacrifice one of our interns.

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  3. Richard

    OA – Am I off base or does the setup on NFLX on the weekly chart look like AMZN’s back in 2014?

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  4. bob

    Richard- We are in sacrifice mode

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  5. bchu12

    fingers crossed!!!

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  6. greenlander1

    Picked up some CMG today

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  7. bchu12

    wow. f u FEYE

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  8. seaturtle

    I got the fuck out. I have no edge around earnings so its just gambling. Plan to rebuy when my trading gives me an edge again. Wish you well on the roulette wheel. Gave up a bag of potato chips for you.

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  9. Jacked Rabbit

    Looks like I’ll be drinking two Spotted Cows instead of one tonight. Should have made a sacrifice instead of my earnings/YOLO ritual of blowing smoke rings and pissing on the toilet Danny McBride-style…

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  10. tokyojoewasmyfriend
    tokyojoewasmyfriend

    SYMC & TTWO +++.
    Still trying to figure out if oil is changing the trend.

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    • MSGT HARTMAN

      Look at HES.

      It’s telling us that $60 oil is closer than we think.

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      • tokyojoewasmyfriend
        tokyojoewasmyfriend

        In HES but I have a lot of ground to make up on my calls and not much time. Great stock to trade but this time I got caught being greedy on last run after Brexit.

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  11. matt_bear

    Nope. Fuck.

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  12. bushwacker2

    Earnings often a crapshoot. Hope you played option dollars.

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    • Option Addict

      Not this year, but thanks for the advice. I’m running an awesome win/loss this time around.

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      • Richard

        Can’t win em all.

        Did you take ETSY into that call? I had it at $10 but bailed like a sally. Was looking at the market cap of $W vs $ETSY and thinking ETSY has potential for significant more upside. Don’t know how to buy into it now though after this massive move.

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  13. notkidstock

    Sold JDST in PM….4.40. Stick-n-move. Stick-stick-n-move.

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    • Heckler511

      nice add to your short yesterday bro – where’s the sweet simpsons avatar?

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  14. juice

    FEYE aversion a la TWTR?

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  15. Swinging for the Fences
    Swinging for the Fences

    I took next weeks 15.50’s for .16

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  16. matt_bear

    fire eye is a good way to describe my asshole this morning.

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  17. formergeek

    Another great call on Tuesday being a shakeout Jeff. Wish I had your extra sensory market perception gene!

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  18. notkidstock

    Bought FB 125 puts @ .04….sensing some irrational exuberance

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  19. sethster99

    VIX is headed to all time lows. VIX futures are in extreme contango. Should result in huge gains in XIV and SVXY. We are headed to a blow off top. In the meantime, get into some XIV and enjoy 3% daily gains.

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  20. notkidstock

    Sell it all boys….bought BIS 30.45 and UVXY 21.50

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  21. notkidstock

    and (gasp) …bought TLT 138.53

    all aboard the Ark

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    • notkidstock

      Here’s what I can come up with….from where I sit, it appears that the big boys are unloading a ton of merchandise into this lift.

      1) 11 Handle on VIX
      2) Very Narrow Leadership
      3) Earnings Vacuum for next Six Weeks (market needs data or bids disappear)
      4) VRX is still sick (yes they still matter – barometer of $ flow out of hedge funds)
      5) Fear & Greed warning / signaling complacency (has been for awhile)
      6) TLT is the best game in town now that Europe lowered rates
      7) Commodities / PM’s have peaked (growing lack of leadership)

      Perhaps Ackman or someone of that ilk are in more trouble than we know….

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      • Option Addict

        This has been a constant though. Higher is the pain still, IMO. As long as the work “ark” is used here, pain is up.

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        • notkidstock

          There is an un-quantifiable calendar component to my thesis that contends that weakness persists thru q2 2017. That period of weakness begins now that q2 estimates are in the books.

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  22. baba

    OA
    you are one of the very very few, who called for this big up day. Great call on that and the Transport sector.
    $FDX my weekly trade busted, but next week seems to be a very big week based on your transport sector call

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  23. Richard

    I only got a partial fill on NFLX at $94.8. OA – Do you think this starts a run…considering adding here despite being up 4% on day

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  24. notkidstock

    OA – taken any polls lately?

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    • Option Addict

      On the day of the breakout, 4 consecutive bearish polls all the way up. First bullish poll was the high of this multi week range. Everything since has been 60-40.

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  25. notkidstock

    It feels like latter part of credit bubble where there was a lot of misguided capital buying anything that would earn a potential return. Stocks, commodities (gold), physical assets / real estate have all been bid up to levels which can only be sustained if our economy kicks into 3%+ GDP mode.

    Houses are being used as ATM’s again per my real estate friends in Florida…business owners I speak with are tempering spending plans until they know which party will be in office. Sub-$2 gasoline is great for the consumers but they appear to be spent out and skeptical of the future. I fail to see how this ends well without a catalyst to ignite growth.

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