10:11 I’m done. Ryan is an awful debater.
10:10 DAMMIT. BIDEN JUST NAILED RYAN ABOUT ANSWERING THE QUESTION. RYAN SHOULD HAVE NAILED HIM WITH THAT AN HOUR AGO.
10:04 Jesus. Ryan says he is going to clear things up for us.
9:58 I could not tell you what Ryan said about Afghanistan. He needs to learn bullet points, and how to slow the fuck down when speaking. Own your space, son!
MOVING ON TO AFGHANISTAN
9:54 I don’t know how much longer I can stand this. Biden is so fucking annoying and Ryan is fucking terrible. Pussy.
9:52 “VP Biden, what do you suggest we do besides raising taxes on the wealthy?” Biden has no answer. Ryan is just fucking terrible.
9:51 Raddatz: Is Biden wrong about that? When Ryan tries to respond, Biden continues to interrupt.
9:49 Biden: “Let me have a chance to translate.”
9:49 Biden is so annoying.
9:48 Raddatz: Let’s talk about this 20% tax cut. Do you actually have the specifics? Do you know exactly what you are doing?”
9:47 Ryan: “There aren’t enough small business people to tax to pay for all their spending.”
Dammit Ryan, you better kill it here.
“Our entire premise is to grow the economy and create jobs.”
MOVING ON TO TAXES
Will Raddatz stop the interrupting Biden?
When Biden starts interrupting it is a clear sign that he is losing.
Biden’s only recourse during the Medicare section is to interrupt.
Biden continues to interrupt Ryan. “Biden I know you’re under duress and needing to make up lost ground, but I think we’d be better off if we didn’t interrupt each other.”
“They got caught with their hands in the cookie jar turning medicare into a piggy bank for Obamacare.”
Biden looks exactly like the actor that plays him on Saturday Night Live.
9:35 “I heard that death care argument from Sarah Palin.”
9:34 Ryan might see some traction on Medicare. He blew it on the economy.
MOVING ON TO MEDICARE
9:32 Ryan made a mistake asking Biden if green stimulus was a “good idea.”
Ryan hitting Biden on his overseeing the Green Stimulus snafus.
9:30 Ryan: “Let’s not forget they had 1 party control. They could have had whatever they want.”
9:30 BLAME BUSH!
9:28 Biden goes for the sympathy play. I bet that is his ace in the hole.
9:27 This is a man who gave 30% of his money to charity. Ryan kills on the joke about Biden’s gaffes. “”I think the vice president very well knows that sometimes words don’t come out the right way.”
9:26 Ryan outlining the 5 point plan. “Let me tell you about the Mitt Romney I know.”
9:25 Ryan kills on the Scranton line.
9:25 2 minutes in and Biden still hasn’t answered the question. Ryan’s turn.
9:24 Hahaha Biden doing his best angry man. Damn, he’s so angry! Lol Nail him Ryan, right now.
9:23 HAH, Biden fits in the 47% line.
Can you get unemployment below 6%? Biden not answering the question! Nail him on it Ryan.
9:22 STATE of OUR ECONOMY
9:20 Ryan showing signs of life. Finally Raddatz causes Biden to pipe down.
9:20 Biden: “Facts matter, Martha.” Biden starting to show is ass. Good ‘ole Joe! Let Joe be Joe!
9:18 Biden: “This is a bunch of stuff.” More lying liars routine.
9:17 Has the moderator, a la, the one who looks like a mistake made in a coal mine, challenged Biden yet? (Good line, Fly)
9:16 Ryan: “Instead of meeting with Bibi, Obama went on a talk show.”
9:14 Biden chuckles, “Incredible..” He will hammer the lying liars theme all night. I’m almost 100% certain Biden will dominate Ryan tonight.
9:14 WTF is Ryan talking about?
9:11 Ryan sounds like a frightened little pussy. Man up.
9:10 Biden: “We weren’t told they wanted more security [in Benghazi].”
9:08 Biden: “That is all a bunch of malarkey.” Biden is already on the Romney Lies theme.
9:06 And Raddatz is already on the attack, asking if Romney’s statements were appropriate.
“It took the President 2 weeks to acknowledge this was a terrorist attack.” I think Ryan is going to do poorly. Just saying. His opening salvo has me worried.
9:04 Biden is 69 years old. The hairs on his head look like they may have been transplanted from an aging horse.
Raddatz starts immediately with Benghazi. I guess she’ll get the hard stuff out of the way so that no one remembers at the end of the debate the huge cover up made by Obama.
9:02 Biden has some shiny, shiny chompers.
9:00 Raddatz has a Leno chin.