Eurobonds Rejected at Stupid European Summit

New French leader, Hollande, had some choice words, regarding tonight’s stupid meeting.

‘Britain is against everything’

some countries were totally hostile to Eurobonds. I was not alone in defending Eurobonds

two types of populism. In north citizens do not want to give any more; in south do not want to be subjected to more austerity

Germany did not see Eurobonds as helping growth. I favour it for new debt, not old debt

Lawsuit will likely be filed soon.

KCG vs NDAQ

Please, I am begging for someone to fact check this. Please do not tell me we’ve been killing Afghan kids for years by dropping our stupid fucking candy bars on them!!! This shit makes me angry as fuck.

Approximately 1.4 million M&Ms were to be delivered via Container Delivery System in a single package with a weight of 1500 lbs. Due to a malfunction in the static line, the parachute failed to deploy and the container crashed through the roof of a local school at nearly 100 miles per hour.

Upon impact, the force of the rapidly settling candies caused the sides to explode outward, causing what physics professor Dr. Rosella Schwartz described as, “essentially a 360 degree anti-personnel mine full of chocolate flechettes.”

By “flechettes”, Schwartz is referring to the M&Ms’ candy shells, which shattered and spalled upon entering the bodies of the victims and also caused more numerous and severe secondary injuries.

Dr. Manuel Velez of the Red Cross, one of the first medical personnel at the site of the impact, had a similar assessment of the candy shells’ damage.

“I’ve seen a lot of injuries inflicted on civilians by military ordnance, but this was much worse,” Velez said, stooping to change the bandages on one of the victims while pointing out the many blue, green, and yellow splotches.

“The worst were the peanut M&Ms. The soft chocolate acted as a sabot around the peanuts, so basically these things were candy-coated penetrator rounds.”

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NetApp beats by $0.03, reports revs in-line; guides Q1 EPS below consensus, revs below consensus (32.86 -0.44)
Reports Q4 (Apr) earnings of $0.66 per share, $0.03 better than the Capital IQ Consensus Estimate of $0.63; revenues rose 19.0% year/year to $1.7 bln vs the $1.68 bln consensus. Co issues downside guidance for Q1, sees EPS of $0.34-0.39 vs. $0.59 Capital IQ Consensus Estimate; sees Q1 revs of $1.4-1.5 bln vs. $1.61 bln Capital IQ Consensus Estimate.

Down 25%+

Pandora Media beats by $0.08, beats on revs; guides Q2 EPS below consensus, revs in-line; guides FY13 EPS above consensus, revs above consensus
Reports Q1 (Apr) loss of $0.09 per share, $0.08 better than the Capital IQ Consensus Estimate of ($0.17); revenues rose 57.5% year/year to $80.3 mln vs the $74.37 mln consensus. hours: Total listener hours grew 92% to approximat billion for the first quarter of fiscal 2013, compared to approximately 1.6 billion for the first quarter of fiscal 2012. Co issues mixed guidance for Q2, sees EPS of ($0.05)-(0.03) vs. ($0.02) Capital IQ Consensus Estimate; sees Q2 revs of $99-101 mln vs. $100.52 mln Capital IQ Consensus Estimate. Co issues upside guidance for FY13, sees EPS of ($0.11)-($0.07) vs. ($0.15) Capital IQ Consensus Estimate; sees FY13 revs of $420-427 mln vs. $415.92 mln Capital IQ Consensus Estimate.

The Euro is at 1.2579 (-0.83%) to the dollar. As a result, European and US markets and fucking PLUNGING.

Gold -1.2%

Silver -2.7%

Here is the roster of Facebook fucktards, steadily bleeding out.

Facebook is now valued at $84 billion. At the peak of trading on Friday, it’s market cap was $122 billion, equalling a net loss in cap from peak to trough of $39 billion dollars.

The stock is down 22%, dragging the coal sector with it.

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