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Only $5million? Piker.
he’s not good for it
Over 3B net worth and he’s not good for it? Is that an incredibly lame attempt at humor? he’s in the upper 150 in America.
or among the top 150/300,000,000=.00005% of america.
Or the 99.99995 percentile.
Who cares if he has had a dozen companies out of 100 fail?
Or does reality not matter to you?
the check would bounce
Please provide factual data rather than ad hoc attacks with no substance. Or at least attack a consensus view and make it funny. Trump has to be one of the easiest targets to make fun of particularly his hair. Try something such as
“Trump woke up with a bad hair day… he spent the rest of the day promoting The Apprentice and giving shameless “plugs”.
“Trump doesn’t have combover hair, his hair has a combover Trump.”
“Did you hear about the time Donald had a good hair day? No me, neither.
“What’s the difference between crow, sh**, a d*ck, and turkey? People don’t tell trump to go eat turkey”
What’s bigger than Trump’ head of hair? The arrogance to think his hair looks good, the clulessness to not change his hairdo, and the resourcefulness to attempt to divert your attention away from his hair and towards his big mouth, and the size of his big head to hold them all.”
You can even borrow material
“Trump has put up more hotels than an autistic kid playing monopoly.”
“Trump made the mistake of giving his first wife(wives) a diamond, Now they know what hard feels like”
Finally,
“Trump considered a run for president… and why not? It wouldn’t be the first time he needed to chase a nice, but reckless spending black family out of their home.”
The take from The Onion:
“NEW YORKâIn a blockbuster announcement today, Donald Trump announced that he is a very sad man who has nothing to live for other than drawing attention to himself.”
http://www.theonion.com/articles/trump-announces-hes-a-very-sad-man,30077/
In the non-satire world, Trump exhibited his unique marketing genius in garnering massive attention at a cost of $5 million or less. The unique part of his genius is that he doesn’t care how much derision comes with the attention he gets – he is measuring his success by a single variable.
I think that, in this case, his genius has failed him and moved a little too close to Sheriff Joe and Orly Taitz in the birther arena and too close to posthumous breitbart.com in the vetting arena.