Just when President Obama and his shrinking band of backers got a whiff of hope from a job approval blip, comes the devastating news that conservatives not only give better sex but have better sex.
A new report from Match.com based on an outside survey of some 6,000 single Americans confirms what most conservatives had long believed privately but could never confirm because, being conservatives, they can’t really talk about sex or acknowledge its existence, despite all their children.
The finding: Republicans have the highest rate of orgasm of any group in the report. Especially conservative Republicans. No wonder those tea partiers always look so happy.
In fact, a majority of self-identified conservatives reported that during sex they reach orgasm just about every single time. That’s way higher than the Democrat’s national job approval.
Such a high conservative orgasm rate compares with only 40% reported success for liberal Democrats who, being liberal, talk openly forever about subjects like sex to affirm their liberality.
But we now know they’re over-compensating for inadequacy and self-report experiencing considerably less satisfaction in private.
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Dear IBD,it’s like this,down through the ages as a man on the streets,it has ALWAYS been known through common knowledge, that women hate the likes of 0zer0s’ilk,mainly because of the fact,THAT THEY DONT EAT PUSSY. on the other hand,women of all denominations know,that white consevatives,actually love the taste of a good womans’ va-jay jay. there,and that is why liberals suck,they dont reciprocate!!!!!!!!!!
“In fact, a majority of self-identified conservatives reported that during sex they reach orgasm just about every single time. ”
A lesson in positive covariance:
Males are more likely to self-identify as conservatives than females. (And of the two sexes, which one reports a near-100% occurrence of at least one orgasm per encounter?)