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CNBC: NASDAQ FUCK UP CAUSED FACEBOOK SHARES TO SINK

David Faber from CNBC is reporting that NASDAQ reporting delays caused people to step away from buying Facebook. Underwriters came in and supported the $38 bid and everyone lived happily ever after.

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One comment

  1. Mr. Cain Thaler
    Mr. Cain Thaler

    Lol. The proper channels have been executed. An armed security detail will escort you back to your trading portal, where you will begin bidding $FB, effective immediately.

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