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  1. Slavemaster

    Coffee is the #1 cause of slavery. People started getting high strung when they drank it and they also realized it tasted so terrible they needed some sugar. So they made sugar plantations. They got nervous when having this high anxiety, high strung caffeinated drug, so they feared they didn’t have enough coffee so they drank more and needed more sugar. They could not live without coffee because they would get massive headaches going through withdrawal if they quit, so the only solution was to get African slave owners to sell them some of their slaves. Then America revolted and said the truths are self evident that all men are created equal, but slavery stuck around until Lincoln.

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    • Jakegint

      I got news for you… slavery stuck around a lot longer than that. It’s still around in certian Religion Of Peace climes.

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  2. Jakegint

    LOL @ “Wass up mang?”

    That was a big greeting in my ‘hood after Scarface came out.

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