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Ahmadinejad speaks about captured drone (I’ve included remarks for you)

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(CNN) — Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said Tuesday that his country has “been able to control” the U.S. drone that Iran claims it recently brought down, Venezuelan state TV reported.

They have figured out how to turn it on.

“There are people here who have been able to control this spy plane,” Ahmadinejad told VTV. “Those who have been in control of this spy plane surely will analyze the plane’s system. Furthermore, the systems of Iran are so advanced also, like the system of this plane.”

This is the most complicated thing they have ever seen. It is blowing their collective mind.

Ahmadinejad did not elaborate or specify what precisely he meant when he referred to people “who have been able to control” the drone. He spoke in Farsi, which VTV translated into Spanish. The Farsi portion of the interview was not audible.

President Barack Obama said Monday that the United States has asked Iran to return the drone aircraft that Iran claims it recently brought down in Iranian territory.

“We’ve asked for it back. We’ll see how the Iranians respond,” Obama said.

Our president is a huge pussy.

Will Iran share stealth tech with China? Ahmadinejad’s comments to VTV seemed to suggest that Iran did not plan to return the aircraft.

“The North Americans at best have decided to give us this spy plane,” Ahmadinejad said. “In the unpiloted planes, we have had many advances, much progress and now we have this spy plane.”

Good luck with that.

More importantly, the Iranians should be very cautious about trying to steal technology they aren’t experienced with. A friend of mine once told me a story about a certain Soviet country that stole a certain pipeline pressure regulator from the U.S. during a certain Cold War.

What this country didn’t know was that the U.S. was very much aware of Soviet thievery, and intentionally planted a flawed plan, which the Soviets, in copying, then applied to their entire system.


I would love nothing less than for Iran to mass produce drones which the U.S. has the ability to seize control of at will. Let the tech games begin.

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  1. kedzilla

    I don’t know why Americans feel they deserve to have it back. You were SPYING on another country of which the economic sanctions imposed are already a declaration of war by international law.

    So either put boots on the ground or don’t, but there is no point in beating around the bush here…

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  2. Juice

    Regarding – “We’ve asked for it back. We’ll see how the Iranians respond,” Obama said.

    and your comment – “Our president is a huge pussy.”

    Ask Bin Laden and 22 of his top henchmen how big a pussy Obama is …. oh, they can’t answer?

    Let me tell you, Obama is polite first .. translation: he gives you a chance .. before he slits your throat.

    He ain’t no pussy. The dude is very tough. No lie. Watch what happens with whomever the Repubs throw at him.

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  3. Yabollox

    Are you suggesting we were smart and implanted a flawed drone? LOLOLOLOL!!!!! This was total screw-up by ourselves.

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    • Mr. Cain Thaler

      Could be. But the U.S. also has a long history of fucking with people by planting false technology and then waiting for them to try to copy it without understanding how it works.

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  4. MOTV8

    Your “friend” was referring to “The Farewell Dossier” and it was quite an intelligence coup.


    I could be wrong, but I don’t think this drone deal is an intelligence op.

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  5. cronkite

    the drone has a nano mini nuclear tactical device

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