What Beer is Worth?
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you
would have $49 today!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would
have $33 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
you would have $0.00 today.
BUT, If you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you
would have received a $214.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily
& recycle.
It is called the 401-Keg.
AND, a recent study found that the average American walks about 900
miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average,
22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you damned proud to be an American!
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