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Flash: Osama Bin Laden Buried at Sea

Apparently, his head will not be brought back to the US. His body has been cremated and dusted off into the sea.

Let the conspiracy theories begin!

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6 comments

  1. trderjoe

    Someone named Jon put this comment on Yahoo, and it really makes me think:

    Fact of the matter is; Muslim law actually says burial should take place “as soon as possible.” Burial at sea is permissible and more so if there is fear that the burial site may be desecrated.

    What I have a real problem with is the trail of evidence here. Why the hurry to dispose of the body? ASAP does not mean immediately. In this case we do not know if he died now or at some prior date. And now we will never know. Seems mighty convenient to me – now it will be impossible to prove when/how/if he died. Right now, all we have their word which does not have a great track record when it comes to being honest and above reproach.

    Never trust a politician running for re-election and out for votes to say or do the right thing. They want to win no matter what. The timing here really sucks and that body swiftly disappearing below the waves seals the deal. When has Washington EVER made a quick decision on something of this magnitude? Don’t be stupid people………

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  2. Wilco

    WTF!!!!!!!….Like in Davey Jones locker?

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  3. ctb007

    I hope they impale his head on the torch of the statue of liberty.

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  4. 9/11 was an inside job and I have your long form right here
    9/11 was an inside job and I have your long form right here

    No need to dream up crazy conspiracies. The U.S. government would not dare to make this shit up, because their credibility would be shot when the story is easily refuted by Al Qaeda.

    Easiest explanation is OBL was shot execution-style in the name of 9/11 victims.

    Good riddance.

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    • JakeGint

      Yeah, I remember him saying something Cagneyesque at one point… “No way you coppers are gonna take me alive, see?”

      I guess they accomodated his scruffy ass.

      ________

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  5. Tupac

    I, Tupac Shakur have killed Bin Ladin… I faked my own death years ahead of time to plan this exact day. I will be announcing my return soon, but I will not rap again… Instead I will run for prez in 2012 as we introduce the Thug party of Amerika

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