Icahn Conducts Hostile Takeover Of Trump’s Presidential Bid

I am busy watching CNN, where one Carl “Give me three seats on your Presidential Cabinet” Icahn is busy doing what Carl does best… knocking the microphone out of other people’s hands.

Icahn will not stand to be upstaged by a low earner like Donald Trump. If there’s personality to be thrown around, there is none more personable than Carl. This is obviously a prudent move to continue his CNBC fight with Bill Ackman from 2013 – Icahn will simply control the FCC, then tell Bill to go wherever the hell he likes.

I wonder what the other two cabinet positions will be? Will Icahn seize the FDA and give Herbalife immunity? Or better still, maybe Uncle Carl will own the FTC and attain status of Sole Dealmaker Of The American Union? The possibilities are endless.

Suffice to say with the Executive Branch at his back, one Bill Ackman is about to be recipient of some serious tax audits. I would cower in fear, if I were him.