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End Of Humanity Put On Hold For COKE RALLY

BAS is up 5%, just soaring on the natural gas cycle revving back up. HCLP is up 2%, above $40, working to make new highs and keep the epic wins coming.

CCJ is up 2.5%, recovering from Friday’s slump and trying to push back to new highs again (and it will).

The market has cast its judgment, and that judgment is a message of “Pro-Putin” elation. Communism is back, my friends. The good Soviet’s are here to show us capitalist dogs the way forward, and we are just ravenous for the message. The Ukraine wasn’t really a place anyway – maybe a whopping 15% of Americans could have pointed to it on a map before Russia decided to take it off of them.

And since American geography skills ultimately determine global policy, I’d say that makes the Ukraine “not a place.”

Other places that “aren’t really places” now include Algeria, Myanmar, Kyrgyzstan, Turkmenistan, any other country that ends in a “-stan” (besides one’s we routinely bomb, of course), Nepal, and Chile.

Please also make record that Bangladesh is now a part of India, Iraq and Kuwait are being combined, and the Korea’s are one place. We’re simplifying that whole arrangement.

But, as a trade off, Vietnam is now two countries – North Vietnam and South Vietnam.

American geography skills have spoken. Update those while you’re busy adding land mass to Russia.

In conclusion, I’m rather surprised by how well a grain operation like BG is taking Russian special forces nationalizing land all around them. But then again, maybe it’s shareholders are just clueless what Bunge actually does?

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6 comments

  1. MX2101

    Only half joking, I always thought the USA should have just taken over and annexed Iraq. Screw it, forget the noble pretenses. Take the oil, that’s what we wanted anyway. I was on a first date with a woman in LA, and I told her that during dinner. She never spoke to me again.

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  2. from gorby

    America can take whatever it wants
    whenever it wants.Generally they only bomb countries that don’t deal with
    them.So for everybobys sake please
    buy something.

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  3. Tau

    We should annex Cuba. We’ve got a naval base there, and it’s the homeland of the revered fictional immigrant Tony Montana. That’s more than enough justification right there.

    Instead of punishing Putin we should be trying to one-up him.

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  4. MX2101

    Yes, it’s a fact. Cubans love America, especially its cars!

    http://www.floatingcubans.com/

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  5. Mr. Cain Thaler

    The good Cuban’s of Florida know that Cuba is really just Southern Miami

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  6. MX2101

    We can say with total confidence that not one 1950s Detroit auto worker imagined their work might be piloted nearly ninety miles across the sea.

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