FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: iBankCoin.Com Traffic Down For Past 12 Months

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MAXIMUS’ Bunker, December 14, 2012 14:00 EST:

Loyal Citizens of The Republic –

My scouts have obtained highly sensitive material that say iBankCoin’s traffic has been steadily decreasing since the advent of the Blogger Network. In a matter of just 20 posts within 1 week , I have drastically changed the landscape within the sacred halls of iBankCoin. My fellow “Interim” Tabbed Bloggers have ridden on the coattails of my popularity and very likely will not make it past 3 months. The Fly chose wisely in backing me as the people had declared already who the favorite was.

I bring all of this to your attention so you understand the severity of the situation. Threats were made against my life during the election and have already continued since. I am currently in a secret location and will be here through the weekend. You have spoken but revolution is never quick nor easy. Although my life may be in danger, that is of little consequence to what the future will hold for iBC. I am prepared, the only question left is – are you?

MAXIMUS

 

 People’s Portfolio Update: We have gone long $GC_F at 1697.80

6 Responses to “FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: iBankCoin.Com Traffic Down For Past 12 Months”

  1. Thanks for the vote of confidence Maxi.

  2. What is behind your move to go long gold here? Also, what you are doing in the market is getting lost among all the frivolous comments you are writing above it.

  3. `make good use of your 15 minutes(3months)

  4. so long as your boy keeps alienating some good folk for some stupid fucking reason all his own,there wont be any traffic.then you wont have to worry about shit anymore.you could end up like stockpickr,totally spammed,and in chinese no less.

  5. Perhaps all the prophanity has finally caught up with things here at IBC….as well as the lack of Forex Kong / forex blog.

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