The campaign and my sources have been up for over 48 hours now digging through data and have just revealed to me certain traffic statistics of ibankcoin.com. Looking them over, I can now declare myself the favorite to win this election. The info points to a certain endorsement surge in popularity, which is gaining on @rhino_cap and blowing by the other two.
How can a man with just 28 followers do this? Rhino is asking the same question and he is scared, shocked, dumbfounded as to how this is happening; He mentioned in a post:
“This is some “dude with a little dick syndrome” type shit. Un-fucking-believable. This is a haven for gentleman. You sir, are not one. Besides having some sort of third world disease, you celebrated getting better by going to a Carrie Underwood concert? Fuck you, I spend my days training to be a better athlete, warrior, weapon, trader, investor, and person. I’m better than you on all levels.
I crush my enemies, and not by a small margin. Go ahead and comment fucker, but just know, you are better at me in nothing exceptt being a pussy.”
If I can get to this “gentleman” without doing anything…
My powers are grand. The knowledge that I posses concerning the ibankcoin establishment is vast.
I will continue to ask for your vote and you must be ready, IBC has no idea what is coming.
MAXIMUS
6 Responses to “MAXIMUS – EL CABALLO NEGRO – IS NOW THE FRONTRUNNER”
elizamae
Holy shit, I didn’t think it was possible to have fewer Twitter followers than I do.
Goose
http://youtu.be/Dvz-l9SGoW8
Beautiful Kitty
I should never of dropped out ~ I always sell too early
Rhino
You cannot touch THE RHINO small pleb.
Super PAC For Maximus
Sorry Rhino, better luck next year.
Genghis Con
MAXIMUS! eating smoked rhino for lunch I see. Well done!