ON THE IMPORTANT MATTER OF YOUR IDIOTIC DOGMA

Dear Penii,

If you find yourself clinging to your stupid dogma, meditate on the following passage:

Go read the goddam book too. Your pathetic justifications, predicated by useless figures from your service provider, are a psychological crutch. Understand that, fuckers.

In other news, Jungle has discovered the finest Gin this side of the Atlantic. Gin Sul of Germany. Germans are precise, whether genocide or gin.

Order both items stat if you want your life to improve.

Toodle Pip,

JG