Friends,
I don’t give a shit what your fucking “independent research provider” has to say about how interior designers in their focus group “lovvvvvve the new RH Modern” — I really don’t. Gary Friedman is a jackass of epic proportions. Behind the glow, is a sad soul. Vapid, much like the product he peddles as timeless. But I am not here to defame ol’ Gary.
I am here to remind all of you that the bozos at RH think its a good idea to broadcast their earnings release with spa music as a soundtrack.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW FUCKING INANE THIS IS? DO YOU DAMMIT?
Here’s a little taste, for the uninitiated:
Tune in on Thursday and bring your popcorn (with cayenne powder, lightly salted).
RH (NYSE: RH) will report financial results for the third quarter ended October 31, 2015 on Thursday, December 10, 2015 after market close FROM A FUCKING SPA.
At that time, RH will post an INANE VIDEO PRESENTATION (NO BIKINI) highlighting the Company’s continued evolution and recent performance on the RH Investor Relations website at ir.restorationhardware.com.
RH leadership will then host a live question and answer conference call and audio webcast at 2:30 pm Pacific Time (5:30 p.m. Eastern Time). The live question and answer conference call may be accessed by dialing (866) 394-6658 or (706) 679-9188. The call and replay can also be accessed via audio webcast at ir.restorationhardware.com.
That’s how I eat my popcorn, I’ll be there. Great post by the way
scarface,
glad to know that there are others who enjoy their popcorn spiced.
diocetyl is overrated. no offense to butter.
jg
lol
That’s the lamest video I’ve seen in a while.