- The handsome European man will do whatever he has to in terms of stimulus. It doesn’t matter what he says. Just enjoy his accent and keep him away from your wives and daughters.
- European Misery is just another form of American stimulus. If that sounds harsh you can blame FDR.
Support for the S&P500 is 1950. Until then you have my permission to do whatever works best for keeping you personally loose. To that end, here’s a video by a guy who looks like a less-handsome relative of mine with a bad shirt explaining what a Mid-Atlantic accent is: